Ask a Question Meme

[bitchkitties]

ASK A QUESTION! it can be anything CFUD related, OOC, IC, Relationship, psychology, thoughts, whatever. I.E. My character's opinion of your character or maybe what you have been wondering about this behavior or that, or general thoughts on my characters or canons or what, who I might consider topping you into apping, etc.

WHEN I REPLY I will also

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[rhymed]

ZEX'S THOUGHTS ON ROSE.

also who you might consider topping me into apping THAT YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY TRIED

[soviet_catboy]

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ZEX still wants to talk more with Rose. She's a genuinely fascinating person to him, because through all his experiences with different humans, Rose has been the most surprizing. "Oh you're a tentacle alien? That's cool I guess." She's very conversational about it, in a way that, say, Percival and David are not--she's very genuine in her not caring, which makes her more appealing in the weirdest of ways. ZEX is very set on getting closer to her... just, their latest threads have been major bombshells for ZEX (getting mail from his Captain, being drunk of his ass), so he doesn't feel like he's been doing very well in that department.

APP EIJI

What are five things that Arthur likes about camp?

[rhymed]

Arthur--... Well, he--... Okay, so there's--...

...

yeah no, this place has too much magic and people writing porn about him and merlin for him to like anything. yet. GIVE IT SOME TIME, HE'S ONLY BEEN HERE A MONTH.

Three things ZEX actually likes about his people.

[soviet_catboy]

...fuck that's hard UM

1) Some of their fashion is pretty cool?
2) Their music is okay? Some of it?
3) Two of them gave birth to him.

SERIOUSLY IF YOU HAD ASKED FOR FIVE:

4) A VUX ship lead him to humans for the first time
5) The VUX gave him an entire planet to fuck humans on

WHO SHOULD TAG WHOM OUT OF YOUR LINEUP AND MINE

[tyrjiora]

... :)

How much, on a scale of 1 to "by the Creator take me now," does (or would) ZEX fantasize about Tyr making up their past differences with a little bit of hot lovin'?

[soviet_catboy]

He doesn't... okay yes, he does fantasize about it, but only when he's interacting with Tyr. He doesn't think about him too much when Tyr's not right in front of him, because frankly he doesn't see Tyr as worth that amount of effort.

ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO "FUCK YOU" HOW BADLY DOES TYR HATE ZEX

[tyrjiora]

It's definitely around "if for some unfortunate twist of events this specimen became my commanding officer I would not hesitate to use my own knowledge and resources to mutiny against him, possibly killing him in the process."

ZEX, Abdullah, and Necoco are forced to have a round table discussion. How quickly does Abdullah get embarrassed and what are the horrifying details that make him run screaming?

[soviet_catboy]

ZEX and Necoco start flirting, like, immediately. ZEX is in earnest, as he finds Necoco's pseudo-Androsynth heritage fascinating, and Necoco thinks that ZEX is hilarious. Things get more and more graphic until ZEX rips off Necoco's stupid "moe" shirt, and then they start scuffling on top of the round table.

Abdullah faints... if he didn't faint at the sight of ZEX already.

Would Vegeta and Tyr get a long? What are their common points of interest?

[isntshejailbait]

Which of my characters Fiyero, Glinda, Ivy, Liir, Annabelle should tag which of yours? IMPORTANT QUESTION.

[soviet_catboy]

Ivy should tag Abdullah because if he's not being topped by ladies he is not being IC.

Annabelle should tag Necoco because as far as I can tell, they are both hot and know it.

Liir should tag both ZEX and Abdullah, the former for brain-breakage and the latter for cripplingly shy and socially inept BFF antics.

Glinda should meet ZEX because I think that's funny.

Fiyero should tag ZEX too because I don't know anything about Fiyero and ZEX is the biggest conversationalist of my lineup.

Who would you top me into apping if you could?

[toxicological]

If I could, I would top you into apping a Batvillain - ideally Catwoman, but a Livewire would be fine too - because I think you have the appropriately zany sense of humor and quite possibly a hidden talent for terrible puns. Failing that, I'd really like to see what you did with Boq (from Wicked).

Top five people/etcs ZEX would tap in camp if he only could, the poor darling.

[soviet_catboy]

1) David "the Hottie" Nassau
2) Japan
3) ...Percival BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE
4) Captain Kirk
5) Sometimes he has a hankerin' for a Germany/ZEX/Italy sandwich. This is tied with his craving for a Jet/ZEX/Zuko sandwich. He is a fan of carbs, let me tell you.

What are your character's theme songs? Do you listen to them when you play the character in question?

[pomgrenadier]

SELF-CENTERED QUESTION HO /o/

Who would you top me into apping?

Also: would there be any human of age that ZEX would NOT have the hots for? I mean, what is his turn-off, man.

[soviet_catboy]

I WOULD TAP TOP YOU INTO REAPPING CHINA beyond that, my Captain Zelnick, or maybe Howl from Diana Wynne Jones' Howl's Moving Castle.

...uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh... Overt racism is his turn-off, but... it wouldn't turn him COMPLETELY off? Like, for example, Anemone thinks he's a hideous alien, but if she decided to go the "you dirty, FILTHY ALIEN WHORE" route, ZEX would be so okay with that development.

Who would you top me into apping? Also, what do you look forward to doing with Ichiko? Which of my characters would you like to thread Ichiko with?

[pomgrenadier]

I would top you into apping Chuck Noblet from this TV show Strangers with Candy, who is a horrible history teacher having a secret gay affair with the art teacher, played by Stephen Colbert. Or. I JUST HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS SERIES, but I can't find it free on the internet :'( Helpful, I know.

Silly as it sounds, I look forward mostly to having Ichiko getting pissy and cussing at other people because I have a fondness for bad words. Classy, I know.

I DON'T KNOW, I'm real bad at the whole thinking about what pair of characters would jive. Useful, I know. Prooobably ZEX?

Which of your characters are you most similar to? And why?

[soviet_catboy]

I know Strangers With Candy! I've never seen more than a few episodes, but it does seem like something I would enjoy. Plus, Stephen Colbert... for whom I have a girly boner. YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE, MY FRIEND

Hahaha no, I totally get that. The first time Necoco said "goddamn it" I was like "...♥" I didn't realize how fun swearing on the internet is! Maybe I should go comment on YouTube videos~

...are you sure she wouldn't... like, freak on him

and this is a tl;dr question, HOLD ON A MOMENT WHILE I WRITE UP A REALLY LONG ANSWER

[gameoverorbust]

ZEX ON KAZUKI?

[soviet_catboy]

ZEX is still sort of... baffled by Kazuki! Like, he's nice, and a good kisser, but sometimes ZEX feels like they're having two different conversations. If ZEX could pester Kazuki with questions all the time he would, but he refrains because he doesn't feel like he'd get straight answers without asking a zillion follow-up questions? And so ZEX has sort of defaulted on doting on the cute young human. (He wants to ask him about his romantic ideals someday though, because saving yourself for a female who may or may not exist? HELLA STUPID.)

REVERSE, REVERSE! ♥

[aneye4aneye]

IT IS NOT STUPID :(

Kazuki thinks ZEX is cool-- after he blocks any memory of kissing or sexual innuendo from his mind that is, but that's easy to do. What it comes down to is that ZEX is an interesting guy with interesting tastes, and most importantly he lets Kazuki get away with being... Kazuki. ZEX'S A TENTACLE ALIEN MOM WITH A SPACESHIP, OF COURSE KAZUKI LIKES HIM!

What was ZEX thinking when he got Kazuki a Wii?

[soviet_catboy]

The Wii is actually part of ZEX's Huge Very Important Plan to get into the minds of today's human youth! Specifically Kazuki--Kazuki mentioned how important games were to him, and so ZEX was like "well maybe this will help us get some common conversational ground." Also, he's been asking around, and a lot of people who he wants to please--Victor and Jubilee, for example--would be interested in hanging out on his ship if he had a Wii. I think, in ZEX's mind, a Wii in his Intruder is like candy in an unmarked white van: a really good idea.

I LIKE BEING YOUR MOM, IT'S A VERY INTERESTING EXPERIENCE

What is Kazuki's average day like?