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[bitchkitties]

ASK A QUESTION! it can be anything CFUD related, OOC, IC, Relationship, psychology, thoughts, whatever. I.E. My character's opinion of your character or maybe what you have been wondering about this behavior or that, or general thoughts on my characters or canons or what, who I might consider topping you into apping, etc.

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[tyrjiora]

... :)

How much, on a scale of 1 to "by the Creator take me now," does (or would) ZEX fantasize about Tyr making up their past differences with a little bit of hot lovin'?

[soviet_catboy]

He doesn't... okay yes, he does fantasize about it, but only when he's interacting with Tyr. He doesn't think about him too much when Tyr's not right in front of him, because frankly he doesn't see Tyr as worth that amount of effort.

ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO "FUCK YOU" HOW BADLY DOES TYR HATE ZEX

[tyrjiora]

It's definitely around "if for some unfortunate twist of events this specimen became my commanding officer I would not hesitate to use my own knowledge and resources to mutiny against him, possibly killing him in the process."

ZEX, Abdullah, and Necoco are forced to have a round table discussion. How quickly does Abdullah get embarrassed and what are the horrifying details that make him run screaming?

[soviet_catboy]

ZEX and Necoco start flirting, like, immediately. ZEX is in earnest, as he finds Necoco's pseudo-Androsynth heritage fascinating, and Necoco thinks that ZEX is hilarious. Things get more and more graphic until ZEX rips off Necoco's stupid "moe" shirt, and then they start scuffling on top of the round table.

Abdullah faints... if he didn't faint at the sight of ZEX already.

Would Vegeta and Tyr get a long? What are their common points of interest?

[tyrjiora]

It's not so much "get along" as "tolerate considerably well?" If I didn't fail so much at playercesting this would be more apparent, sigh. They for sure have moments of commiserating over Harper. They both not-so-secretly think that they'd be able to take each other down quickly in a fight, but Tyr doesn't know about Vegeta's retardedly amazing speed and power because somehow Vegeta doesn't feel annoyed enough to have to threaten Tyr. Outside of that they probably don't talk that often, most likely they just kind of ... slightly nod at each other if they pass each other in the mess hall or wandering to and from different areas of camp for training purposes.

Necoco gets forcibly dressed in normal, semi-formal clothing (like, dress shirt and slacks) with no traces of horrible patterns or ridiculous kitty designs. There is also no tail hole. How does he cope?

[soviet_catboy]

OH SHUT UP

HE'S TOTALLY FINE WITH IT, it's not like he'll be wearing it for very long anyway if Eiji is around, uhuhu. I mean the "no tail hole" thing kind of bites, but if he has his tail curled around his leg and doesn't sit down it should work out for a while. Also if Eiji prefers it, that's all that matters. ♥

TYR, SAME QUESTION. WHAT WOULD HE DO WITHOUT HIS MESH TOP OR MANCLEAVAGY WARDROBE.

[tyrjiora]

HAHA YOU SUCK ♥

As long as his boneblades aren't being restricted, his movement is fine, there are no unnecessary decorations or adornments, and it's a fairly neutral color, he'd probably be okay with wearing whatever. I mean, really, look at what he's been wearing now.

Do VUX get pregnant? :|a LIKE, IS IT A SEA WORM THING WITH A PENIS BATTLE, OR WHAT.

[soviet_catboy]

So here is what I have figured out:

1) VUX have distinct genders, BUT they are pretty much only "distinct" to them
2) A pseudo-cloaca may be involved
3) The Friendliest Tentacle is really, really long. Not in an "iyaan, it won't fit" way. In a "JESUS CHRIST, OW, IT WON'T FIT" way.

IN YE OLDE VUX TIMES (you didn't think this answer would be this long, did you), in a "humans are apes"-equivalent era, female VUX would release hormones into the water or air to announce that they were ready to mate, so that the male VUX wouldn't... accidentally eat the female instead of impregnating it, good job you guys. Nowadays, that doesn't happen (...often), VUX just go into really intense throes of ecstasy BUT in regards to babymaking, no, females don't get pregnant. Nor do males. The mates stimulate each other enough so that they both secrete their respective fluids, and then the female (or male, as child-rearing isn't a gender-regulated thing in VUX society) combines them in little sacs, puts the sacs in saltwater and basically rears them before

[tyrjiora]

...the best answer I could have ever expected. I AM SO EDUCATED, DEAR.

Vegeta has not been ruled in camp, thank God, and would not ever go that far with anyone who is not Bulma, even with mistletoe. He has, however, killed. :'D He basically obliterated 17 for roughing up Harper a bit too much.

What would you say the chances are that Necoco's battery ran out in the middle of sexytimes with Eiji, and how awkward was it for Eiji to get out from underneath him?

[soviet_catboy]

I PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO THIS STUFF THAN I CARE TO ADMIT

I think, knowing Eiji's luck? It is pretty damn likely to happen at least once, and it would definitely happen right when Eiji was about to come. Eiji would try to push Necoco off--and out--of him, but accidentally hit his prostate in the process, and climax then and there. Feeling hideously dirty (I JUST HAD SEX WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT AND CAME, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME), he would shower before putting a new battery into Necoco. Since time hadn't passed for Necoco, they'd probably end up having sex again.

How sexually experienced is Tyr?

[tyrjiora]

...you don't know how tempting it was to link the clip I uploaded again.

BUT NO SERIOUSLY, Tyr is pretty damn experienced. His consummation with Freya probably legitimately went on for hours and neither of them got bored. As Gary Stu as it seems, my headcanon/understanding of that explanation of the underlying sexual tone and tension in all Nietzscheans is that whether by at least partial instinct or instruction, they know how to please themselves and their partners very, very well. I mean, sexual prowess definitely will come into play at some point in the whole 'survival of the fittest/best gene donator' gig.

Exactly how confounded was ZEX when Vegeta punched him in the face and flew away after the mistletoe?

[soviet_catboy]

...so what that made me visualize is a really hot Nietzchean about to get it on with another hot Nietzchean, but gets pushed off the bed because YOU'RE NOT SKILLED ENOUGH IN BED, I WANT MY PROGENY TO BE SEX GODS

And he was very confounded, because how could a married man be so prudish? It's just a kiss, you know? He's probably done more in your life--or at least, ZEX hopes so, because an ass is a horrible thing to waste!

Under what circumstances EXACTLY would Tyr like ZEX as a friend, taking into account all that has happened between them in camp?

[tyrjiora]

... I've been writing and rewriting this and then I realized that Tyr doesn't do friendship, hahahah. Like, he eventually develops some amount of loyalty to his crewmates, but their chemistry isn't quite... friend material. SO BASICALLY, it would boil down to would he be willing to help ZEX with anything, and that would be a very solid no. Dylan and the other crew members may have put him through some weird shit by proxy, but they never violated his space in such a way that he was physically transformed, and yet HE KNOWS that Camp had something to do with it, but not why or how, and the fact that ZEX had a hand in that is completely vexing and infuriating. Especially since he already felt he had reason to be wary of ZEX from meetings before the mistletoe.

...TL;DR you're out of luck there, ZEX. But depending on conversation and subject matter he will probably feign politeness (or at the very least not attempt to physically harm you).

Does Necoco have to be like ... cleaned or maintained outside of battery changes?

[soviet_catboy]

Necoco does that himself, I'm pretty sure. He takes like, little birdbaths that use very little water for spot-cleaning. Another convenient part of being the undisputed seme in his relationship is that he doesn't have to clean his ass out. /crude

Are there sentient robots in either of your canons? What are they like?

[tyrjiora]

The Andromeda Ascendant has both a computer-simulated and very humanoid android AI! Rommie is the android AI that Harper built, mainly to have something to ogle while wandering around the huge-ass warship. Andromeda and Rommie are very capable of feeling human emotion--there are several hints of romantic interest for Captain Hunt, the man who literally commands her every move. But being a warship's AI, she is also very logical, tactical, and down-to-business, and can kick some serious ass.

As for DB/Z, there was uhhh... Android 8! Complete android, meant to destroy Goku on behalf of the Red Ribbon Army, but Goku made friends with him. And might have gotten 8 killed, I actually don't remember. And there are also the other English-dubbed androids who are actually cyborgs, 17 & 18. :|b

What does ZEX have to do for nutrition in camp? Does he even have to eat?

[soviet_catboy]

ZEX does eat! The stuff in the Mess Hall can sustain him, but not always in its original form--for example, he's had to make a bread smoothie before so he could add enough salt to it for it to be "filling." He also has nutritional supplements in his water tank, so if he were so inclined he could eat junk food all day, still get all his vitamins and minerals, and maintain his figure THAT LUCKY BITCH

Who else have you played on the internet? Have you played many other characters in camp?