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Indeed I Have!
I knew you'd do this. You thought, "How dare he call me out when he hasn't posted in forever-and-a-week?
Well, I have.
Bwahahahaha. I win.
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FUCK. THE. INTERNET.
I know how it ends. Yes, IT. The IT.
Harry Potter.
Some jackass on IMDb thought it would be funny to put all of the spoilers in the title, and then post two photocopied pages to PROVE he was right.
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Ye Gads!
I just had the best theatre experience of my life. The play was "The Complete Works of Shakespeare...Abriged" and the cast was only three very hyper (yet very amazing) girls and...man oh man, did they ever rape the Bard's work.
In a good way, that is.
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I'm on the Hightway to Hell...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)ModerateLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel ( Read more... ) -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! THERE'S A BIRD IN MY HOUSE!!!
HOLY JESUS CHRIST ON A BICYCLE, THERE IS A BIRD IN MY HOUSE! IT'S IN MY LIVING ROOM AND IT HAS ALREADY SHIT ON THE TABLE AND BATHED IN MY NOODLES!!!!
HOW THE HELL DO I GET IT OUT?!?!
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Holy Hell...
American History X is the most FUCKED UP MOVIE EVER.
I mean...damn.
I have to keep watching. I'll post more later.
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Damnit Joss, give us some more Firefly/Serenity stuff. How about another Big Damn Movie? Another TV show?
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LAPTOP!
Guess who has a new laptop?
ME, bitches, ME.
I'll try to post pictures later...
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What Happens When You're Bored in Sociology
I have nothing to write about, so I shall write about nothing. It was an early Thursday morn when our Ever Vigilant Student first arrived at college for his second year of higher education. He had started his day earlier than usual (indeed, he felt like nothing more than a regular working stiff), so after his first class he thought it smart to ( Read more... ) -
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FINALLY! Someone other than me realized the obvious, which is...
Elmo Is an Evildoer
The self-obsessed Sesame Street Muppet is destroying all that is holy on children's TV.
JOEL STEIN
ELMO REFUSED to be interviewed for this column. I consider this to be a supreme act of cowardice. And it doesn't surprise me one bit. Elmo is an annoying tool.
Yes, I ( Read more... )