We, Tim, Danielle, and Myself, do hereto forth declare Cable TV, digital or otherwise, to be The Suck, and do terminate our subscription on the first business day next. We will retain the services of Internet, for it is inifinitely useful to our persons and household, and also does provide Netflix ( Read more... )

( Time for a cut... Hassaaan-CHOP! )

OMG, sickness and death do lay upon me ( Read more... )