I have to summarize some empirical reports for my conditioning and learning class. This is part of "Imitative Influences of Consistent and Inconsistent Response Consequences to a Model on Aggressive Behavior in Children"...it really cracks me up. The ethics of experiments are always in question ( Read more... )

I just got back from visiting Gates in Boulder, CO. It was the dankest of the nosty condies! The weather and the mountains were beautiful and the people were chill. It made me wish I had gone to college there. We partied at her neighbor's house, went to parties, went out to bars, went SKIING, shopping, went to a play, went out to eat, made a ( Read more... )

I've been keeping away from Savannah to avoid getting in any more trouble and to avoid stupid drama. I'm really enjoying Charleston more than ever. My roommates are parties. Last weekend we got a keg Saturday at noon and finished it before midnight. Friday night was Megan's birthday and we went to Chai's and to O'Malley's. My roommate, Ryan and I ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in the library and its all quiet and all of a sudden (like 5 minutes ago) this JT girl lets out a massive fart. It was so loud and huge that her ass literally shot up out of the chair a little bit and she had this surprised/embarrassed look on her face.

I went a little overboard with the partying during break, but that's what happens when I have no responsibilities and tons of partiers to hang out with. I'm sure everyone knows what happened to me by now (although it is NOT something I wanted people to know about). I was stupid and I realize I need to chill out. Now that I don't have a car, it won' ( Read more... )

i saw the light a long time ago. my first word was "light" and i pointed up at the chandelier and said it.

i drove by a huge shopping center today at noon and there were no cars in the parking lot except for in front of the grocery store. eat up, piggies! tradition, tradition...i really do have a lot to be thankful for.

The crack is lovely this time of year.
Yes, especially in the park.
Do you smoke crack in the park often?
Oh, every now and then.
It certainly is a nice day...
to be friends with every man I've ever hooked up with.

Nate Sr.: You hang on to your pain like it means something. Like it's worth something. Well, let me tell you - it's not worth shit. Let it go! Infinite possibilities, and all he can do is whine ( Read more... )

Oh comely ( Read more... )

Don't call me a cowgirl ( Read more... )