Read the last thing I wrote first, or this is gonna make you say, "What the hell is this? I should have read the first thing he wrote first. Oh wait, he told me that. I'm an idiot."All right, I just spent the last 45 minutes looking to see what the world record was for the longest tin can telephone ever. I looked at the official Guinness World ( Read more... )

So, it's the end of the summer, and everyone's trying to do that one last thing before you go back to school. Get together one last time with the old gang, you know? Well, fresh off a disappointing money issue surrounding our last big idea (Donations ARE being accepted at this and any time), Unkie and I have decided to set our sights on something ( Read more... )

So, I'm down in Ocean City. There's a Whac-a-mole. The guy at the booth is trying to lure me in with every trick in the book. Does it work? Absolutely. I wanted to win so bad. He knew it. I knew it. I hand him the two dollars and take my place at the only available booth (there were 10 in total). I pick up the mallet. It seems worn. The ( Read more... )

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Call me crazy, but maybe all that fun IMM-ing last night has gone to my head and put me in the mood for all sorts of wild and crazy math adventures! (Were taking a break from needless research today to do some meaningless statistics) I'm talking to Michelle online (who seems to be the impetus for many of these) and the topic is cereal. I go to ( Read more... )

So, you've just rolled down a hill, and you're laying on the ground, looking up at the sky. What's next? Well, there's a plane flying overhead, so, decide where it's going. I decided that for this particular entry I wold find out the total number of airports in the world, just as kind of like a cool statistic, but I was having a real hard time ( Read more... )

Several night’s ago, Michelle, being the coolest person ever saved for me an article in last Sunday’s issue of the Philadelphia Inquirer. Being as dumb as I am, I left the article there, but a little bit of research through the Philadelphia Inquirer archives led me to it once again, and I’ve decided to share it with all of you:

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So, I got up this morning to go to a dentist appointment at 11. I get there, sit in the waiting room, the usual run of the mill nonsense. Eventually my name’s called, and I walk back with the dental assistant. I find out her name is Mandy. I then got to choose my flavor fluoride - cool! As tempting as the watermelon was, I opted for the mint ( Read more... )

It appears to me that I’ve fallen behind a little bit. Since I know you’ve all been waiting on the edge of your seat, I’ll cut to the chase and give you the word of the day from two days ago. The reason I wasn’t here to enlighten all of you was the unwanted trip I took to Greenwich, Connecticut to visit my uncle and his hyperactive children that ( Read more... )

Time to pay the flashback game once again. Saturday the 9th of August at the Trinity Church. The play's over, gretings and congratulations have been said, the majority of the audience has gone back to their respective homes. I'm staying behind to help clean up he set. Once it becomes time for the cast to go to their party, I call up my mom and ( Read more... )