Here I sit, Same as ever.
Took a dump, Pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged, the water flowed.
Look out world, It's the MotherLoad.

-I think its ren and stimpy from way back when, not sure why it came to mind

Your Icecream Flavour is...
Cookies 'n Cream!

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Check This out... My uncle is one of the top 5 finalists for Dallas' Hairest Man
http://cbs11tv.com/local
- check out the video on the right, click on the one with the polaroids of hairy backs, he is the really big guy who claims he could sell his hair for a fur coat.

Jeff's Fortune
for ( Read more... )

For some reason all of these end up having to do with sex... :-/

Ah well, enjoy... i wish i could find others, but all of these perverts online dont wanna make quizes about anything but sex because they're all nerds that don't get any.

I don't know how i found this. But in case you were wondering

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YESSS!!!

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DHL Ship Shipment Notification
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On April 6, 2005 a shipment label was printed by D. Cowan (206-662-0123)
of THE BOEING COMPANY for delivery to Jeffrey Bozak of JEFFREY A. BOZAK.
The shipment number of this package is 25743497054.

Sender's message:
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You Are 27 Years Old

27

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

I am doing this for you hunny :-*, since you enjoy complaining about how i dont post here anymore. So here is one of a few posts to come ( Read more... )

So i really havent had much time to update this thing in a while. I've been busy with hws, tests, snowboarding, hockey, and of course Jammi. So earlier today at open hockey.. i took a shot to the kneecap pretty hard and hobbled back to my room and iced it for the afternoon. It felt a lot better after the rest, good enough for me to go out and buy ( Read more... )

To pick up Jammi Renee Nicholls: I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line