这是什么烂东西！？ What the 鬼 happened to my place?! Where's all my clothes?!?

Somebody out there thinkin' this is ruttin' funny? 'Cause whatever happened here, my guns're all still here an' workin' just fine.

Well. This is unexpected. A side trip to Canada was certainly not on my agenda for this afternoon. And I seem to be having trouble getting in touch with my bosses ( Read more... )

Dunno what I’m supposed to do with this thing here. Write in it, I guess. Never was much o’ one for the Cortex, not about to start now. Don’t suppose anybody’s seen a girl running about? Mechanic type, too gorram cheerful, makes you wanna strangle her?