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[bigfootsighting]

TO WHOEVER LEFT THE CD ON MY DESK: THANK YOU, THE GESTURE IS APPRECIATED, BUT ANYTHING PUT OUT BY LIONTURTLE RECORDS TENDS TO END UP DISTORTED AND INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. TO WHIT, IT SOUNDS LIKE:

MUMBLEMUMBLERARGHTALKTALKMUMBLEPURPLETHONGSBLAHBLAHBLAHMUUUUUUMBLE.

IN THE FUTURE, KEEP THIS IN MIND.

Comments

[youcanhaskatara]

PEOPLE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THAT CRAP?

[bigfootsighting]

APPARENTLY. IT'S CERTAINLY NOT MY CHOICE FOR LISTENING MATERIAL.

[kuei_xiongwang]

I PERSONALLY THINK THEY USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING, SO I TRY NOT TO LISTEN. D:/

[hahn_theman]

WHEN YOU PLAY IT BACKWARDS, I SWEAR I HEAR THINGS LIKE "I AM JOO DEE. WELCOME TO WANG FIRE HIGH." AND MR TONG'S SCREECHES. D:

[kuei_xiongwang]

/KUEI

HOSHIT, THAT WOULD BE THE FREAKIEST SOUND EVER. EVER.

[professor_dweeb]

YOU HEAR AZULA LAUGHING TOO. THE WHOLE TRIFECTA OF HORRORS.

[stachebender]

THAT SHIT USED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.
I'D FALL ASLEEP AND THE LION TURTLE WAS THERE, BUT HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT TALK AND I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM. I ENDED UP GOING CRAZY BY THE END OF THE DREAM CAUSE I COULDN'T RUN AWAY FROM HIM.

[bigfootsighting]

...THAT SOUNDS UNPLEASANT.

[miss_jtb]

AWW, COME ON, THAT'S A CLASSIC MIGRANE INDUCER.

[bigfootsighting]

TRUE. PERHAPS IT WILL AT SOME POINT PROVE USEFUL LIKE IF MR. TONG KEEPS LURKING AROUND.

[miss_jtb]

THAT FUCKER REALLY CREEPS ME OUT. LATELY HE'S BEEN STALKING AROUND IN THAT EXPENSIVE "FURSUIT". WHY CAN'T HE JUST SPEND ALL OF HIS TIME FAPPING TO FURRY PORN IN HIS OFFICE?

[bigfootsighting]

I WISH HE WOULD. HAVE YOU GOTTEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO SMELL THAT OWL SUIT? I'D BET HE HASN'T TAKEN IT OFF MUCH.

[naivexnomad]

WELL, WHENEVER I HEAR IT...I HAVE THIS TENDENCY TO KIND OF...LEAVE AND GO FOR A SWIM THAT LASTS UP TO THREE DAYS. I DON'T WANT THE LION TURTLE TO COME AND TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN. *CURLS UP INTO A LITTLE BALL*

THE LAST TIME THEY FOUND ME AFTER ONE OF MY...'EPISODES' I WAS DIGGING MY THUMBS INTO SOME GUY'S FOREHEAD AND CHEST...THERE WERE LIGHTS EVERYWHERE.

MY OLD SCHOOL COUNSELOR SAYS IT WAS HYPNOSIS. ;_;

[bigfootsighting]

I SMELL MENTAL CONDITIONING. WHO DO YOU THINK HYPNOTIZED YOU?

[naivexnomad]

MENTAL CONDITIONING? LIKE GYATSO SOMEONE TRYING TO CONTROL MY BEHAVIOR AND KEEP ME LOCKED UP IN THEIR OFFICE FOREVER? HAHAHHA, WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD GIVE YOU THAT IDEA? WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?

_>

/AANG

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[bigfootsighting]

...AH. I SEE. WHY, INDEED.

*SCRUTINIZES HIM*