I cut off all my hair...

My sister might be in jail...

I'm on the verge of losing my job...

I'm the only one here with any responsibility...

I'm completely overwhelmed...

I woke up the other day and my room was orange... I walked outside and I could see the sky was black to the North and the East... I drove to Brea and watched the fire eat a hillside while the city looked at each other nervously... It still snows ash when the wind blows just right ( Read more... )

I've thrown out my back doing something in which one should not be able to throw out their back ( Read more... )

Having good taste in music and being a miserable pissant are not mutually exclusive ( Read more... )

I'm thoroughly convinced that the Kennedy Curse is contagious...

I am in my new house now...The first thing I did when I moved in was fixed the plumbing... The second thing I did was found a complete drum kit, a guitar, and an accordion in the garage... The third thing I did was finally fucking relax ( Read more... )

Am I as big of a disappointment as I think I am ( Read more... )

I am moving to Fullerton, this is my formal announcement ( Read more... )

I am no longer an asshole... I am now a certified dick...


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If I wanted your opinion as to whether or not I am a jerk, I would have asked for your opinion as to whether or not I am a jerk... Seeing that I didn't ask for your opinion as to whether or not I am a jerk, it probably would have been a better choice to not give your opinion as to whether or not I am a jerk ( Read more... )