SPN Fic: Lord of the Holes

[big_pink]

I wrote this in honour of my good pal Kimonkey7 having finished Fortress and it being such an excellent bloody fic…what’s that? Oh, she hasn’t finished it yet? What’s up with that? Dear lord, that real life thing must be a bitch! Okay, I got her in trouble all excited the last time I suggested golf!fic, and so it’s pretty much my turn, isn’t it? Nothing

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[kimonkey7]

If it were anatomically possible, I might want to have your babies. Big, giant, wide-mouthed babies with ISSUES.

LMFAO. Oh, my God. I just...Dean making children cry. While playing mini-golf. I have to check the claendar, because this feels like my BIRTHDAY.

Do you know Canadian actor Bruce Greenwood? Lovely guy. I interviewed him some years ago...right after he made 'The Sweet Hereafter' - he's got two fake front teeth. Beautiful. Really nice guy. Popped them out for me right there. We laughed for ten minutes.

Who's next? Is it lemmy's turn now?

There must be more golf!fic. You don't just WALK IN TO GOLF!FIC.

[big_pink]

DEAR LORD. Nonononono. I want to have your babies...Bruce Greenwood?! You interviewed Bruce Greenwood! *swoons* Man, he's lovely. And the Sweet Hereafter was just...guh. Great Canadian cinema (stop laughing already). I did not know his two front teeth were false. But this is actually based on going into a club with my ex, and there was blacklight, and I was, 'What the fuck is up with your TEETH?' He'd neglected to tell me that one of the front ones was false. I totally went indoor mini-golfing this weekend (alas, not at one so charmingly themed as Lord of the Holes. Lord of the Balls. That would have been good, too, actually. No, the one I went to was freaky weird, with underwater shit but knights in a castle too, so. Whatever.)

I think it's Lemmypie's turn.

Take your time with Fortress -- this was meant as a gift, not a prod!

[kimonkey7]

No, really. Best interview I ever did. I mentioned to him what a great job they did withhis teeth in TGH, and he smiled, popped 'em right out. Said he lost 'em in a bar fight. He was gorgeous. And really funny. He gave me his home phone number after, in case I had follow-up questions. I totally should have stalked him. THAT would be a story, huh?

No, Lord of the Holes is PERFECT. But I could have used some vomit. Or peeing. I'm like that. Especially since, you know, HOLES. But I digress. As I often do.

*is off to beat the crap out of Dean one last time*

[lemmypie]

Oh baby jebusss. I'm thinkng driving range fic? Shake things up a little.........

I want to have twin babies one for both of you!!!!!

Lord of the Holes

[ewanmax]

You have no idea how excited I got just seeing you post, story here, okay not exactly story here, but yeah, there was a story here, and you mentioned kimonkey7 Fortress. Life is good.
By the way, encouraging.

Re: Lord of the Holes

[big_pink]

Stop the encouraging. I need so very little. I honestly won't have the time for a big fic anytime soon, but these little ones are fun. And a girl has to do something while waiting for Kimonkey7.

[a2zmom]

This is way too funny. Dean, tramautizing little kids and their moms for the win.

And I hope one of those holes had a loop-d-loop. It's just not mini-golf without it.

[big_pink]

You know? The minigolf I went to this weekend was ENTIRELY LACKING in loop de loop. Not good! But there was a volcano.

[heidi8]

I am just....
I have to reload my entire computer tonight and I needed something fun to read and this is just The One Fic to hit the spot!
You could have a terrific career, btw, in minigolf-development.

[big_pink]

Yay!!! Happy to provide the funny today. All my recent long fics have been so...dark, so it's great to let 'er rip with crack. And I think Kimonkey and I could indeed charge for our services in the minigolf department. Kinda like a mini-Jack Nicklaus designed course.

[blackcat333_99]

Oh dear lord, that's just... *is speechless*

You know, I kinda got the feeling that Dean was picking on the younger brother to deliberately trigger the older bro into going into protective mode, instead of picking on him himself. Something about Dean's reaction. Of course, that could just be me reading far too much into a comedy crack fic. Which... HEE!

And did you steal borrow the poking stick to poke at kimonkey7? 'Cause I could have sworn Lemmypie lent it to me to poke at Sasquashme. Now I'm confused.

[big_pink]

Oh, I think you're probably right -- Dean was totally trying to get that reaction from the older one. I wouldn't throw in two brothers just, you know, willy-nilly.

I've already poked Kimonkey with this story. I think Fortress is coming along. I can't say any more though. Because then she'd kill me and I'd be ded.

[blackcat333_99]

Well then, I'm looking forward to Fortress. Hmmm.... now to decide if I want to start reading it now or wait until it is completed. I've been holding off because the zombies are distracted by the shiny DVDs trying to ration things until S2 starts, but you're tempting me now. Decisions, decisions.