I wrote this in honour of my good pal
Kimonkey7 having finished Fortress and it being such an excellent bloody fic…what’s that? Oh, she hasn’t finished it yet? What’s up with that? Dear lord, that real life thing must be a bitch! Okay, I got her in trouble all excited the last time I suggested golf!fic, and so it’s pretty much my turn, isn’t it? Nothing
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LMFAO. Oh, my God. I just...Dean making children cry. While playing mini-golf. I have to check the claendar, because this feels like my BIRTHDAY.
Do you know Canadian actor Bruce Greenwood? Lovely guy. I interviewed him some years ago...right after he made 'The Sweet Hereafter' - he's got two fake front teeth. Beautiful. Really nice guy. Popped them out for me right there. We laughed for ten minutes.
Who's next? Is it lemmy's turn now?
There must be more golf!fic. You don't just WALK IN TO GOLF!FIC.
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I think it's Lemmypie's turn.
Take your time with Fortress -- this was meant as a gift, not a prod!
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No, Lord of the Holes is PERFECT. But I could have used some vomit. Or peeing. I'm like that. Especially since, you know, HOLES. But I digress. As I often do.
*is off to beat the crap out of Dean one last time*
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I want to have twin babies one for both of you!!!!!
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Because it's lemmy whot needs to be poked.
I imagine if Dean got himself on an actual DRIVING range, he might really dig it. He's a power-slammin', all-out, send it to hell kind of guy. ANd what better sport for a guy who looks like Dean to shark?
I mean...Dean on a range on a Saturday morning? Looking like a moron in his machine boots and leather jacket? And then John Lunchpail and his 2.5 sons from hell show up and...
It almost writes itself.
Unlike this last fucking chapter of Fortress.
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Because that right there is a mighty pretty sight, don't you think?
Especially the ass wiggle. :)
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