"Yes, I'm starring on the biopic." Did he stutter? "What'd you mean I'm not right for the part?"

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"You think that's funny?"

Clearly, Gaston disagrees.

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"What's the point anymore?" He waves a hand in a half-hearted attempt to get some space. "This is a disgrace! Public humiliation."

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"Of course I know what privacy is."

Nevermind that you caught him snooping through your phone.

"Calm down already. You've got it all wrong."

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"Well, I obviously rented it for us and us alone."

Normally the Eiffel Tower would be crowded with tourists, but as the sun goes down only Gaston's bodyguards are near him and his date.

"I still can't believe you've never been here before."

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"It doesn't make any sense. Children are supposed to sleep at night."

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