The Dudley Do-Right Memorial Peril/Hurt/Comfort/Id-Fic-Athon: CM Gen/AU/Crack/Crossover Edition

[bibliothekara]

"Take your tie off for once in your life."- Jason Gideon

Why?
Because melliyna  and bessemerprocess are very persuasive people. Because, after the big release of finishing Tim-in-Peril, my WsIP are again kicking my ass, and I need a little inspiration. Fic-a-thons are very inspirational. Because I can't let other people  have all the fun, and damn it, my birthday's on

Comments

[melliyna]

-Hotch, Rossi in peril. Bonus points if it's JJ, Garcia and Emily doing the rescuing. Chocolate cupcakes with sprinkles on top if Hotch gets referred to as Mom, Rossi as Dad and they act like it.
-Kid-Verse/NCIS. One of the NCIS team comforts one of the kids
-Hotch. Post 5X01. 'Rape is means of silencing' how the team looks after Hotch and how Hotch starts to heal.

I will be back with more later.

Into the Woods, (1/3),

[bibliothekara]

Prompt: "Hotch, Rossi in peril. Bonus points if it's JJ, Garcia and Emily doing the rescuing. Chocolate cupcakes with sprinkles on top if Hotch gets referred to as Mom, Rossi as Dad and they act like it."

*******

"Damn it, Hotch, could you moan or groan just a little? The 'stoic through all pain' bit is starting to wear a bit thin."

"Well, Dave, I'm sorry I'm not quite as vocal as you. I'll do better in future."

"Oh, sarcasm, very mature."

"I try my best."

The conversation receded to a dull grumble, as Dave pulled up, and tried to ascertain once again where the fuck they were.

And that sudden movement got the response he had been looking for. As the change in pressure on Hotch's *good* knee set off a chain reaction of pain that ended in the bad one, the younger man let off a loud string of ancient Anglo-Saxon curse words. Some of which Dave hadn't even been aware Hotch knew.

"Have you been looking up those in Reid's copy of Chaucer?"

"I've been looking them up in my copy of Chaucer

Into the Woods, (2/3)

[bibliothekara]

Rossi turned, only to see his friend grinning as widely as was possible through the pain in his knee

Into the Woods, (3/3)

[bibliothekara]

**********
Dave must have been more tired than he realized, he thought later. Because his next memory was loud. Loud and bright. Loud ATVs, coming up to Hotch and Rossi's clearing. His fight or flight response kicked in: it's Grennier, it's the unsub, oh fuck, we're gonna die.However, the next face he saw was a sight blonder, and a fair sight prettier, then Grennier's, and Dave started to beam

[bluerosefairy]

Oooh, this is the second h/c ficathon I've seen today (there's a het-based multifandom one running over here). Will be back later to leave some prompts!

[bibliothekara]

Yaaay! Always love your prompts. And yup, the presence of the het-based id-fic-athon led to discussion about what would be in a gen/CM one. And it was just too tempting.

*goes to contemplate prompts*

[jujuberry136]

I will leave some prompts in a second comment, but would you mind posting this (or letting me post) in cm_crackfic? I know some folks there would definitely be interested in playing!

[bibliothekara]

Go right ahead! I already posted an ad at bau_fic, and the more, the merrier.

[bluerosefairy]

All prompts, unless otherwise specified, can be gen or shippy, canon or AU, author's choice.

- Morgan teaches self-defense at the Y in his spare time not only because he wants to empower others, he wants to feel empowered. Extra bonus points for another one of the team helping out after a tough case.

- After "Penelope", Morgan isn't the only one sleeping over Garcia's apartment to help her feel better.

- Any team members, inspired by the lyric: "Brother, you know I'm so weary/And sister, you know my heart's been broken/Sometimes my mind is too strong to carry on..." (Alexi Murdoch, "Orange Sky

Practice

[bibliothekara]

Prompt: "Hotch and JJ, children as salvation, children as damnation

Re: Practice

[bluerosefairy]

Oh my god, are you trying to make me burst into tears like a five-year-old? Because you succeeded.

JJ and Henry are just the sweetest, the way JJ needs her son after the bad cases and Will, bless him, understands. And Hotch, my Hotch who I keep wanting to lock in a remote cabin with his son away from the world and feed soup to, knowing the difference between being normal and seeming normal. I don't think we'd have our Hotch at all if he didn't have Jack.

This was beautiful, dear, thank you so much.

[jujuberry136]

You asked for crack prompt, I provide...

There's been a tragic gardening accident. (If you can work in more Spinal Tap references or make it a Spinal Tap AU I will love you more than you will ever know.)

While crossing the Atlantic, the good ship the BAU is attacked by the notorious pirate Calico Hotch and his crew.

Reid takes to exploring the FBI while stuck at the office due to his bad leg. He wanders into the X-Files office. Scully isn't amused.

Criminal Minds/Supernatural. Sam and Dean save Rossi due to one of Sam's visions. You'd think the guy would be grateful, but he spends the entire ride to the hospital bitching about how psychics aren't real.

Criminal Minds/Supernatural. Reid loves ghosts houses and drags Prentiss and Morgan with him. They run into the Ghostfacers... and a ghost.

Criminal Minds/Dexter. Derek Morgan's poking his nose where it doesn't belong and Dexter can't risk any more suspicion.

Sometimes Derek forgets his own strength. (super-power AU, hurts one of the BAU accidentally)

Who You Gonna Call? (CM/Supernatural) Part One

[amichevole]

Who You Gonna Call

Who You Gonna Call? (CM/Supernatural) Part Two

[amichevole]

‘Um…’ Emily started, and there was a hesitance in her voice that Morgan had never heard before. In some ways, it terrified him. ‘I don’t think that’s wind.’ He followed her gaze to the corner of the room, where he saw the little girl

Who You Gonna Call? (CM/Supernatural) Part Three

[amichevole]

‘Morgan