my life is bad sometimes too guys, but at least i don't talk about it on livejournal. okay yeah i do ( Read more... )

i've got this idea for a movie that isn't really a movie but more of just a scenario that i think would be kind of funny. imagine some guy, falling for this girl, right, and it turns out the girl's father is his primary care doctor! wow! isn't that totally wacky? think of the possibilities. you know, the dinner scene where the father passes some ( Read more... )

guys this is how i'm feeling right now ( Read more... )

i guess i have been so full of shit these past few years that all i have now is a bowel obstruction and a full plate i don't know if i can stomach. (a metaphor)

today is my first day off for a long weekend after three longer days of school. my schedule is crap right now, but i intend on having that remedied by the guidance office. today i woke up and got pizza with john and sean ( Read more... )

last night i saw a ghost balloon on washington street. it was spooky, blowing down the street near dunkin donuts and the us petroleum station. at about the level of cars, it dragged its string and when i turned around near subway it was gone, replaced by a car. to me that was pretty spooky, you guys should've seen it ( Read more... )

guys i don't know if you knew this but captain crunch's eyebrows aren't even on his head.


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I'm writing this entry because Harley said so. well, i just ate two bowls of cap'n crunch and now my stomach hurts. isn't this so good already? here's a little story ( Read more... )

it's the weather when all your pen's inks get gooey and ooze out of the pen quicker. i like that because it makes writing things down easier, real slick like ( Read more... )

i saw a lot of black people today, most of them driving cars.

this statement either makes me racist, or, somebody who lives in a highly concentrated white area, thus, by default, making me a racist. you can take your pick.

i really don't have much dignity left to spare but i'm going to spend the rest of it on the internet. fight me.