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Jul 30, 2006 10:44

I'm writing this entry because Harley said so. well, i just ate two bowls of cap'n crunch and now my stomach hurts. isn't this so good already? here's a little story.

whenever i use the bathroom at work i start doing my thing and then finish doing my thing. that's not weird right? hold on, i haven't gotten to the weird part. the store has an apartment above it that a couple live in. okay, so whenever i use the bathroom, somebody else in the house is using the bathroom too. the apartment toilet is directly above our toilet and i usually hear a flush and then running water through the pipes shortly after or shortly before i flush. how weird is that? it's like i've got siamese colons with the neighbor upstore.

also, on yahoo's homepage today there was an headline about how obesity is more unhealthy for women than men. i guess my policy of "no fatties" and "party til she's cute" will have to tighten up. "no germies"
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