i'm at home watching my sisters and dog while my parents are in las vegas. i just let the dog out to pee and a moth flew inside when i opened the door. moths are the most vile creatures in the world. i grabbed the fly swatter off the top of the refrigerator and went hunting. i've never actually killed anything with a fly swatter before. the ( Read more... )

there will be no party on saturday night.

there will be no cake, no punch, no beer

oliver the humanzee will definitely not be making a guest appearance

the counter party is still on

bill in south park

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only two shopping days left
( my birthday wish list )

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i think i just saw woody kick his leg with the corner of my eye.

i'm so locking my bedroom door tonight.

i went up to dayton this weekend. it was the kind of homeric adventure that can only endure in poetic verse. luckily i was in a poetic mood this weekend. i had decided to spend some time writing haiku this weekend before we even departed. so anyway, here is my weekend in haiku form...

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someone thought it would be funny to throw a baggie full of dog shit into the tree in front of our apartment building, so that it just dangles there looking sad and dangerous.

he/she thought correctly.

hey. i feel like writing, but i don't have much to say ( Read more... )