she went way too far. you wanna see how this is gonna end? its on motherfucker

So im gonna be in park forest this week. very random but should be fun. there are themed parties every night this week/weekend and they should be fabulous. if any of you would like to come to any of them let me know. people are welcome to spend the night at her house. yes so farewell naperville until sunday.

So i love people. and i love rain. and i love your mom

so today was my first real bike ride for the season. Only ten miles..but hey i havent ridden in like a year. And breaking the speed limit on flat roads is oh so fun. Hopefully this summer ill put my $15oo baby to good use.

So basically tonight was interesting....gay bar and ....walking home. Random guys on the street tried to start something with us and called one of us a faggot...which in my book doesnt work out so well. Yeah...i was really drunk. Whatever. Try to start shit because someone is gay...yeah i threw a drink. And then punched stupid drunk man in the face ( Read more... )

Wow so i fail at school...or at least math. Fuck. At least im rockin psych though...right? right?

so if you have my glasses i fuckin want them back you bitch. and if you have my jacket i fuckin want it back you bitch. and if you owe me $3o i want it NOW you bitch. and if you broke my heart a million times then FUCK YOU BITCH! oh wait...thats all one person...how funny ( Read more... )

So things that were perfect about today ( Read more... )

im going for a bike ride tomorrow. first one of the season. and yes....im getting up at 7:00. 20 miles here i come!

Dylan!!!!!! Stop CHEWING IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!! IT'S LOUD AND ANNOYING AND CREEEEEEPY! I can't fall asleep because dylan like....chews in his sleep and if i tell him to wake up and be quiet emily yells at me! BOOOOOOO! DYLAN SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!