The Top 15 Things Overheard on St. Patrick's Day ( Read more... )

In the music video for Cherry Pie, there are at least 18 sexual double entendres, not counting the lyrics or the extremely obvious. That is one horny group of guys.

wanna know what im thankful for?
downloading the entire bbc version of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Hehe Rileys the popular girl...

What the fuck is in crunk juice (not that you sick sick bastard). It's actually pretty good. But then so our most cocktail mixes. And why would you ever name something your trying to sell as "pimp juice" thats just messed up.

Reasons to watch heavy metal ( Read more... )

Its not a secret. Wtf

Squirrels act like they're on speed. They twitch, move quickly and our guaranteed to have a stash. Little Crackheads

I hit a squirrel on my bike today. what the fuck is with that?