(open like a 7/11) I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am

Feb 27, 2011 00:53

After her conversation with Harry, she was in no hurry to seek out Sirius Black or even Remus. It wasn’t personal, well, it was personal. But the problem lied with her. She held herself responsible and wasn’t ready to face that. Besides, they weren’t from the same time she was. They probably wouldn’t even recognize her. There were several reasons, ( Read more... )

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consumesflesh February 27 2011, 06:08:57 UTC
Sunshine has a dead chicken.

It is probably better not to ask why she does, but it's at least less questionable than her normal selection of meat. Which, thanks to being kicked out of her place and all, has kind of been depleted. Like her strength. And will. It's difficult to go on.

However, newspapers are exactly what she needs! As after all, you can't pluck a chicken on the counter. That's just unsanitary.

She drops the chicken on top of some of the papers and starts humming merrily as she starts plucking it. Oh, how living on a commune as a child teaches you such things.

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imwotchingyou February 27 2011, 06:25:40 UTC
Tonks looked up from her table. She blinked, partially in an effort to make sure that what she was seeing was real. Was this woman really plucking a chicken? Yes, yes she was.

"Hungry?" Tonks asked, staring.

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consumesflesh February 27 2011, 06:32:12 UTC
"Yes," Sunshine says decidedly. "I haven't eaten in forever."

She's not sure how long forever's been, as she's kind of been on a bender. To be honest, though, when is she not on some sort of bender?

"I was thinking about possibly using it as some sort of ritual sacrifice, but then I decided that I don't really want to deal with any gods who think that a chicken is a decent thing to give up. I mean, it's just a measly chicken. There are much bigger things I could gut on an altar that you think would get their attention."

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imwotchingyou February 27 2011, 06:47:24 UTC
"Yeah, I could see how having a few gods or even one show up, how that might be problematic. You wouldn't want them to curse you with insanity or blindness." Was she really having this conversation? Yes, yes she was.

"Yeah, you could put a bicorn or blood-sucking bugbear, if you like. A hippocampus would definitely get their attention, I think."

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