Genius - Part 2/2
Title: Genius
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC-17
Length: Twoshot (2/2)
Summary: I, Kim Jaejoong, am awesome. And handsome and clever and charming and witty and cute and so on and so forth. Somehow, this led to my female housemates thinking that I'm gay. And somehow, this led to me being set up with a guy. I know, I know, I can hardly believe it myself ( Read more... )
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC-17
Length: Twoshot (2/2)
Summary: I, Kim Jaejoong, am awesome. And handsome and clever and charming and witty and cute and so on and so forth. Somehow, this led to my female housemates thinking that I'm gay. And somehow, this led to me being set up with a guy. I know, I know, I can hardly believe it myself ( Read more... )
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YOU READY FOR THIS EPIC COMMENT?!
xD
ARE YOU?!
you're not ready... I'll come back another time...
-turns into a turtle for 20 minutes-
8D
-reverts back into human form-
OKAY, NOW I THINK YOU ARE READY. 8D
He takes my other hand in his and steps a little closer. “You really want to be my boyfriend?”
YES.
YES HE DOES YUNHO.
IF ONLY I WERE A GUY, THEN I WOULD SUIT YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES AND WOULD CHALLENGE JAEJOONG TO A DUEL TO WIN YOUR HEART... 'course, i'd lose because... YUNJAE ARE JUST MEANT. TO. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <333333333 XD
I stare up at the older boy in shock, his hurt and angry expression making my heart shatter. Did he just hear…?
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST PLOT-TWIST GOES TO... BEXXXTASTIC!! 8DDDD ahahahah
and would you look at that, yunjae are here to present the award. ;D
JK LOL THEY'RE HAVING PASSIONATE SEX ATM. ;D
That I like sucking Yunho.skfjasdksajksldjsakdjskdjaskfljalksfjasf ( ... )
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You're right, I wasn't ready. I was asleep. I do apologise. I am ready now though~ ♥
Of course he wants to be Yunho's boyfriend!! XDD Coz he's gay!Jae and he loves Yunho ♥ And yeah, sorry, you would lose in a duel against Jaejoong. Sad but true...
Ahahaha XD I unno, there're some pretty good plot twists out there~ I'm glad you liked it though!! ^w^
Aww, I was happy that YunJae were gonna present the award BUT I'M SO MUCH HAPPIER THAT THEY'RE OFF MAKIN BABIES!! >:DDDD
Everyone knows Jae is cock!whore (Ahahahaha, I totally wrote "chock!whore"... chocolate, whoo!), it had to be revealed somehow ♥ Lolololol oh he'll be embracing something alright ;)
I think I would also be wincing at the nipple bar O.< Eeeek. But it looks sexy on Jaejoong <3 (Also, I looked up nipple bars and the wing one is real, ha ha. It looked cute XD ( ... )
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“I’d blow you for Kim Junsu,” Yunho says, completely serious. OMG YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT LINE!
“What? I like poking things through the various holes in my body.” He couldn’t have said it any gayer than he did! XD
And oh my gosh you don’t know how wide I grinned when I read about Jae’s dreams and him touching himself and LOLOLOLOMG Idk why, but my mind suddenly started playing Purple Line and Yoo Chun’s line when he went “I really wanna touch my seeeeelf” (which, by the way, is the gayest line in the world but in a good and hot way because sdkjhfkdhfkasdjfsd)
“I… want to do gay things with you”
“I… want to do gay things with you”
“I… want to do gay things with you”
“I… want to do gay things with you”
“I… want to do gay things with you”I LOVED THAT SO MUCH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST ( ... )
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He he he, I'm glad you like it!! ^///^ Keyboard-jabbing describes your feelings perfectly, I feel *nods* It makes me happy that you thought it was both dsfhksjdhfkddfsh and jdshfksjhfkjsdhfksjd-ish!! ^____ ( ... )
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gawd! always with the things that tie them together ^__^ braclets are a nice way! i think rings are used too much though xD anyway some angst on the side but it was all WORTH it cuz jaejoong got 'down' and 'dirty' for his yunnie >:D thanks for updating this!~~ *___*
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Yeah, I thought full-on sex may be a little extreme, but I hope you enjoyed the BJ anyway, he he ^w^
I'm really glad that you thought it was consistent and such!! :D
I wanted Jae to give Yunho something, and I thought that a bracelet would be good, and then it ended up being a couple thing, haha XD
He did indeed get down, mwahaha >:D
No problem ^w^ Thank you for commenting!! :D
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couple stuff just makes things fluffier but i'm glad it worked out in the right way cuz yunho just had to put it back on to say "i'm all your's joongie!take me! xD" ;DDD
always glad to comment so you're welcome dearest!~ *hugs*(^.^)/
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And I'm sure Jaejoong is going to like poking things into various holes in his body a lot more now :DDDDD
I <3333333333333333 this!!!!! I can see why you were one of the winners ^^
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Mwahahaha XDD I'm sure he will~ Yunho will have to help :3
I'm really glad you liked it!! ^____^ Heh, thank you ^///^
Thanks so much for commenting :D
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My first comment on anything on lj.
Love Love Love.
I stayed up just to read this. :D
"-I can only think, Yup, I’m a genius."
Yes Jae bb you are a genius. If you weren't she wouldn't have made this amazing fic.
btw are you doing anymore dong bang disney?
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I'm glad you like it!! :D Please don't sacrifice too much sleep though~ :3
He is a genius XD ...Sort of, mwahaha XP
I am, yes :) Only 2 more, instead of the 4 that I was planning, and I am working on the next one, but the film's sooo long and complicated and is refusing to be written T___T I'm sorry! Hopefully it'll be done soon :)
Thank you for commenting!! :D
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