Genius - Part 2/2
Title: Genius
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC-17
Length: Twoshot (2/2)
Summary: I, Kim Jaejoong, am awesome. And handsome and clever and charming and witty and cute and so on and so forth. Somehow, this led to my female housemates thinking that I'm gay. And somehow, this led to me being set up with a guy. I know, I know, I can hardly believe it myself ( Read more... )
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC-17
Length: Twoshot (2/2)
Summary: I, Kim Jaejoong, am awesome. And handsome and clever and charming and witty and cute and so on and so forth. Somehow, this led to my female housemates thinking that I'm gay. And somehow, this led to me being set up with a guy. I know, I know, I can hardly believe it myself ( Read more... )
YOU READY FOR THIS EPIC COMMENT?!
xD
ARE YOU?!
you're not ready... I'll come back another time...
-turns into a turtle for 20 minutes-
8D
-reverts back into human form-
OKAY, NOW I THINK YOU ARE READY. 8D
He takes my other hand in his and steps a little closer. “You really want to be my boyfriend?”
YES.
YES HE DOES YUNHO.
IF ONLY I WERE A GUY, THEN I WOULD SUIT YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES AND WOULD CHALLENGE JAEJOONG TO A DUEL TO WIN YOUR HEART... 'course, i'd lose because... YUNJAE ARE JUST MEANT. TO. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <333333333 XD
I stare up at the older boy in shock, his hurt and angry expression making my heart shatter. Did he just hear…?
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST PLOT-TWIST GOES TO... BEXXXTASTIC!! 8DDDD ahahahah
and would you look at that, yunjae are here to present the award. ;D
JK LOL THEY'RE HAVING PASSIONATE SEX ATM. ;D
That I like sucking Yunho.
skfjasdksajksldjsakdjskdjaskfljalksfjasf
COCK-WHORE YESS YESSSSSSS. the inner jae!slut is here >:D. he's finally come out to embrace his true calling
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH BABEHHH.
and.
I wouldn’t have Yunho slowly sliding my jeans down my legs or his large hands tugging on my nipple bar (I knew it intrigued him…).
LOLOLOL, YES NIPPLE BAR IS WIN (but... to be honest... i'd be like aisdjsajdhasudhasd nipple -twitch twitch- bar o___O ...must have been so -twitch twitch- painful. xDD)
damn.
daaaaaamn.
DAAAAAAAAAMN. 8D
this is just a... it's a mindfuck. :D AMAZINGNESSSSSSSSS CONDENSED INTO A FIC. 8D
AND OMG. i'm watching the boy in the striped pyjamas right now (have you seen it? lolol) and the little boy in it is SOOO CUUUUUTE IT'S LIKE... OMGAH YOU CUTIE YOU. XDD
completely off-topic. LOL
AND HEY BEX.
HEY. :D
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE I-FINISHED-GEOGRAPHY DANCE WITH ME?
WOULD YA?
I KNOW YOU DO.
...
too bad. ;DD
hahahahahahahaahahah
ahahahha
ahahahahahhaa
oh gosh i'm so funny. XDDD
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You're right, I wasn't ready. I was asleep. I do apologise. I am ready now though~ ♥
Of course he wants to be Yunho's boyfriend!! XDD Coz he's gay!Jae and he loves Yunho ♥ And yeah, sorry, you would lose in a duel against Jaejoong. Sad but true...
Ahahaha XD I unno, there're some pretty good plot twists out there~ I'm glad you liked it though!! ^w^
Aww, I was happy that YunJae were gonna present the award BUT I'M SO MUCH HAPPIER THAT THEY'RE OFF MAKIN BABIES!! >:DDDD
Everyone knows Jae is cock!whore (Ahahahaha, I totally wrote "chock!whore"... chocolate, whoo!), it had to be revealed somehow ♥ Lolololol oh he'll be embracing something alright ;)
I think I would also be wincing at the nipple bar O.< Eeeek. But it looks sexy on Jaejoong <3 (Also, I looked up nipple bars and the wing one is real, ha ha. It looked cute XD)
I'm so glad you like it, Tassama!! ^u^
HOMFG WTF ARE YOU WATCHING THAT FILM!?!?!?!? CHEESUS... At least now you know not to watch it again D: I will never watch it... My mum told me about it and I was just like "...No."
*dances the I-finished-geography dance* But you know what's a better dance? Lucifer. And I learnt the intro dance bit >:D Now I just gotta learn the rest~ And how to sing it... I'll get there! >.<
*pets* Funny indeed :P
Thank you for your epical comment, dear! ^___^
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