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I find this sooooooo funny. I know, my sense of humour has made me unemployable in the past.


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Mao Tse Tung killed 50 million people - a lot of them lawyers, and middle-men ( Read more... )

That's right kids,

Tear the bear and fill his little open neck wound up with Data! It's like reverse Vampire blood-sucking gore, only with BINARY CODE!

How awesome? Twelve, that's how!

Just imagine the look on little Bevan's face when you mumble something about the late contract you submitted at work that will probably get you fired, and how you need ( Read more... )

Check out http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/files_are_not_for_sharing/

It's awesome.

Remember kids - File-sharing equals you-suing.

Now send me money.


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Check this.


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Avian Maladies
Commonly
Misdiagnosed
as Bird Flu.
BY CURT LUND

Bird common cold

Bird seasonal affective disorder

Bird mononucleosis

Bird chronic fatigue syndrome

Bird subacute carbon monoxide poisoning

Bird dengue fever

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Jason Kottke, a very smart writer (http://www.kottke.org/06/06/) is suggesting that we treat blonde psychopath Flag waver Ann Coulter in the same vein as people deal with internet trolls (people who deliberately post inflammatory stuff on forums to sidetrack conversations) - ignore them ( Read more... )

Pardon my irritating Oscar Wilde pithiness, but I just discovered, through Gmail's freakish ability to connect what you are writing about to 'relevant' ads (not always successful), that there is a joke page on Gumtree, with a few neat surprises. Here's how I found it -

Someone sent me this joke advert (the word advert was not used in the email)


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