Dave==> Be goshdarn IRRESISTIBLE (IC mistle-toe post for Dave, Brook and Faust)

Dec 05, 2010 03:18

Man just look at this coolkid- so amazing not even captcha can slow him down. You know you want to come in here and get some of what he's giving, ladies... and gentlemen ( Read more... )

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bethecoolkid December 5 2010, 02:20:13 UTC
[Thread with Terezi, from here]

huh my bad
guess thats what they say about assumptions
they make you think assbackwards things
and pull conclusions out of your ass

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youmustlickit December 6 2010, 00:48:56 UTC
HUM4NS 4R3 PR3TTY GOOD 4T TH4T 4R3NT TH3Y
4SSUM1NG STUP1D STUFF

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bethecoolkid December 6 2010, 01:09:07 UTC
now thats not nice
we only assume stupid stuff about stupid things
like romance divided in useless quadrants
or was that something karkat just made up?
man that would be pretty sweet if that was all along just him feeding us bs
leading us down all kinds of wrong conclusions just for the hell of it
would almost make suffering through those memos worth it just to say we experienced such sweet trolling

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youmustlickit December 6 2010, 01:24:05 UTC
H4H4H4 YOU H4D TO S1T THROUGH ON3 OF K4RK4TS M3MOS?
SUCKS TO B3 YOU D4V3
SUCKS TO B3 YOU
BUT NO TH3 QU4DR4NT STUFF 1S 4LL TRU3
4ND 1T M4K3S W444Y MOR3 S3NS3 TH4N HUM4N ROM4NC3

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bethecoolkid December 5 2010, 02:22:08 UTC
[Thread with Philip, from here.]

probably should yeah
but anyway
people make out under these plants for some reason
so yeah not feeling like positioning myself that close to you right now

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philipedia December 5 2010, 02:31:43 UTC
Ah. Another person who minds.

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bethecoolkid December 6 2010, 00:26:04 UTC
gotta keep access to these lips limited
i give out one free sample here i gotta start giving them out everywhere
and then where would civilization be if everyones too busy trying to get a piece of strider instead of serving society
walking damn biohazard here
these lips were meant only for those who can bear the brute force of their assault

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philipedia December 6 2010, 00:28:45 UTC
But what of multitasking, Strider?

[steps closer. :)]

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S'UP BROOK mechabro December 5 2010, 02:26:28 UTC
Yo.

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NOT MUCH JUST HANGING OUT BEING IRRESISTIBLE moveurdeadfros December 6 2010, 00:23:15 UTC
Ah... good evening, master Franky.

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mechabro December 6 2010, 03:31:53 UTC
-wait, when the hell did you get all fleshy again?

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moveurdeadfros December 7 2010, 01:34:42 UTC
Ah... you recall when the moogles stopped working, no?

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enemaothestate December 5 2010, 02:32:40 UTC
[Thread with Aurica, from here.]

Indeed.

[Approaches, very stiffly and displeased with the situation... then bows, then changes his mind and squats down until he's at eye-level.]

Would you want to start, or should I?

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hymnandmusicbox December 5 2010, 21:47:40 UTC
You do it.

[has screwed her eyes closed]

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enemaothestate December 6 2010, 00:29:06 UTC
... Very well.

[He leans down, lifting his bag so that it doesn't cover his mouth aaand... kiss her. He INTENDS to have it be over as quickly as it starts, but camp has other plans. It drags it out, forcing him to go on longer than just a quick, chaste peck on the lips.]

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moveurdeadfros December 5 2010, 02:48:37 UTC
[Thread with Hino, from here!]

One that I would like to say that I apologize deeply for, in advance!

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tuesdere December 5 2010, 02:50:19 UTC
It seems like it can't be helped.

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moveurdeadfros December 6 2010, 00:23:13 UTC
Ah, quite true yes, quite true... ah, but I can at least tell you this- according to my experiences, few people who have kissed me in the past have expressed dissatisfaction with my skills!

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tuesdere December 6 2010, 00:24:41 UTC
That bears no importance to me.

[now, I would initiate, but you are way too damn high up there.]

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