Man just look at this coolkid- so amazing not even captcha can slow him down. You know you want to come in here and get some of what he's giving, ladies... and gentlemen
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now thats not nice we only assume stupid stuff about stupid things like romance divided in useless quadrants or was that something karkat just made up? man that would be pretty sweet if that was all along just him feeding us bs leading us down all kinds of wrong conclusions just for the hell of it would almost make suffering through those memos worth it just to say we experienced such sweet trolling
H4H4H4 YOU H4D TO S1T THROUGH ON3 OF K4RK4TS M3MOS? SUCKS TO B3 YOU D4V3 SUCKS TO B3 YOU BUT NO TH3 QU4DR4NT STUFF 1S 4LL TRU3 4ND 1T M4K3S W444Y MOR3 S3NS3 TH4N HUM4N ROM4NC3
probably should yeah but anyway people make out under these plants for some reason so yeah not feeling like positioning myself that close to you right now
gotta keep access to these lips limited i give out one free sample here i gotta start giving them out everywhere and then where would civilization be if everyones too busy trying to get a piece of strider instead of serving society walking damn biohazard here these lips were meant only for those who can bear the brute force of their assault
[He leans down, lifting his bag so that it doesn't cover his mouth aaand... kiss her. He INTENDS to have it be over as quickly as it starts, but camp has other plans. It drags it out, forcing him to go on longer than just a quick, chaste peck on the lips.]
Ah, quite true yes, quite true... ah, but I can at least tell you this- according to my experiences, few people who have kissed me in the past have expressed dissatisfaction with my skills!
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huh my bad
guess thats what they say about assumptions
they make you think assbackwards things
and pull conclusions out of your ass
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4SSUM1NG STUP1D STUFF
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we only assume stupid stuff about stupid things
like romance divided in useless quadrants
or was that something karkat just made up?
man that would be pretty sweet if that was all along just him feeding us bs
leading us down all kinds of wrong conclusions just for the hell of it
would almost make suffering through those memos worth it just to say we experienced such sweet trolling
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SUCKS TO B3 YOU D4V3
SUCKS TO B3 YOU
BUT NO TH3 QU4DR4NT STUFF 1S 4LL TRU3
4ND 1T M4K3S W444Y MOR3 S3NS3 TH4N HUM4N ROM4NC3
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probably should yeah
but anyway
people make out under these plants for some reason
so yeah not feeling like positioning myself that close to you right now
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i give out one free sample here i gotta start giving them out everywhere
and then where would civilization be if everyones too busy trying to get a piece of strider instead of serving society
walking damn biohazard here
these lips were meant only for those who can bear the brute force of their assault
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[steps closer. :)]
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Indeed.
[Approaches, very stiffly and displeased with the situation... then bows, then changes his mind and squats down until he's at eye-level.]
Would you want to start, or should I?
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[has screwed her eyes closed]
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[He leans down, lifting his bag so that it doesn't cover his mouth aaand... kiss her. He INTENDS to have it be over as quickly as it starts, but camp has other plans. It drags it out, forcing him to go on longer than just a quick, chaste peck on the lips.]
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One that I would like to say that I apologize deeply for, in advance!
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[now, I would initiate, but you are way too damn high up there.]
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