Dave==> Be goshdarn IRRESISTIBLE (IC mistle-toe post for Dave, Brook and Faust)

[bethecoolkid]

Man just look at this coolkid- so amazing not even captcha can slow him down. You know you want to come in here and get some of what he's giving, ladies... and gentlemen

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[bethecoolkid]

[Thread with Philip, from here.]

probably should yeah
but anyway
people make out under these plants for some reason
so yeah not feeling like positioning myself that close to you right now

[philipedia]

Ah. Another person who minds.

[bethecoolkid]

gotta keep access to these lips limited
i give out one free sample here i gotta start giving them out everywhere
and then where would civilization be if everyones too busy trying to get a piece of strider instead of serving society
walking damn biohazard here
these lips were meant only for those who can bear the brute force of their assault

[philipedia]

But what of multitasking, Strider?

[steps closer. :)]

[bethecoolkid]

You would abscond as soon as he advances. However, you suddenly find yourself unable to do so... not that you let it on or anything.

practically my middlename
doesnt mean i can just go and rudedrop these bombs wherever i feel like tho

[philipedia]

Is that really selflessness, or do you simply not want to?

[bethecoolkid]

man whats with all this doubt
whats it to you anyway
you usually ask kids how much they wanna make out under the mistletoe?

[philipedia]

Sometimes. I do a lot of research.

[bethecoolkid]

okay
that is either a sign i need to get me to payphone
or you have some serious rainman action going on here if you dont know how creepy that makes you sound

[philipedia]

Only if you think a kiss is really something to get scared over.

[bethecoolkid]

its less the kiss
and more the stranger danger here
man do i need to pull out the psas on your ass?
let sonic show you what a badtouch zone is and why you should stay out of it?

[philipedia]

Badtouch?

[bethecoolkid]

jegus ive got my work cut out here
this goes beyond psa level this is straight up back to kindergarten sit in a ring point at the cow and say it goes
spoilerwarning
moo
have you really never heard the word badtouch before?

[philipedia]

[huff. you sure complain a lot]

If you won't explain, I'll look it up.

[bethecoolkid]

look
its not rocket science
people who touch you when you havent given the okay for it are usually interested in doing things to you that are illegal and unpleasant
as long as all the touchings are done with consent and everyone being aokay with it hey knock yourself up
let those girly hands of yours run wild
but if theyre not then just back up and ixnay on the eelingfay

[philipedia]

But that's exactly what Camp encourages.