10 [VOICE--A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.]

Jul 13, 2010 14:53

[Brock has jacked the PA system. Well...more like persuaded Nancy to show him where it is and how to work it. He knows this is probably not allowed, but desperate times call for desperate measures, and there is a public in dire need of education. How is he supposed to get information to students and faculty who probably can't work their own ( Read more... )

this is serious, secondhand embarassment for all, sex ed for poglehs, trainwreck in 5 4 3 2

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badasscopters July 13 2010, 22:13:06 UTC
[Goose wooshed right off to feast on many poffins. Oh, and to save one for later to carry back home.

There are probably poffin crumbs all over the front of your door now, Brock.]

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bestsweater July 13 2010, 22:21:24 UTC
[CRUUUMBS

Here comes Brock in his apron, wielding a broom.]

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volttackler July 13 2010, 22:13:42 UTC
[Hey Brock.

There is now a mouse in one of the poffin baskets.

Good luck with that.]

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bestsweater July 13 2010, 22:22:11 UTC
[THE POFFINS ARE MOVING. He digs through them a little bit until he finds the mouse. Ordinarily he would freak out and have to make all new poffins, but he doesn't want to jump to any conclusions.]

Um. Hello.

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volttackler July 13 2010, 22:25:07 UTC
[Squeak squeak, "Hi there, chuuuuu! It's you, Brock! It's me, Amp! Chu!"

Not that Brock would understand that, though, and thus all she does is crawl around in circles.]

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bestsweater July 13 2010, 22:34:16 UTC
[He is going to geeeently lift her out of the basket because as much as he likes that people are enjoying his baked goods, he can't really have mice crawling around in his baked goods.]

You like them?

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Action~ breaks_ground July 13 2010, 23:06:06 UTC


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not an actual response to your action but it would be amusing if it was new_moon_prince July 13 2010, 23:19:58 UTC
[GO AWAY YOU MUTT THE RED ONES ARE MIIIINE Silver is going to go around the baskets, but only eating the red ones. Because apparently those are the only good ones to him.

And then in his exploration he noticed his dad was going to take one of his favorites and shove it down his gaping maw. What if that one was the very last one? What if he wasn't satisfied with that one and then gorged himself until the only ones left were Blue? The evil, vile disgusting blue ones.

So before Giovanni could enjoy his snack he was tackled by an irate puffball. Again.]

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Re: not an actual response to your action but it would be amusing if it was breaks_ground July 13 2010, 23:54:51 UTC


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Re: not an actual response to your action but it would be amusing if it was bestsweater July 14 2010, 01:47:43 UTC
Just then, Brock exited his dorm, apron and all, holding a fresh basket of poffins. He was not expecting a battle for the poffins already out there.

"Woah, hey, there are plenty for everyone."

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yellow_binesi July 14 2010, 01:04:14 UTC

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bestsweater July 14 2010, 01:49:05 UTC
[Was that

Was that an ice bat.]

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yellow_binesi July 14 2010, 04:03:52 UTC

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bestsweater July 14 2010, 04:11:50 UTC
[THE POFFINS ARE FROZEN]

You...froze the poffins.

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[at Brock's Dorm] proud_soldier July 14 2010, 02:08:26 UTC
Gage had been hiding in his room since his transformation into a Golduck, until he heard the announcement. He decided it was time to act; he would not accept his new ducky fate.

Soon, at TD-34, a scratching noise could be heard on the door.

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Re: [at Brock's Dorm] bestsweater July 14 2010, 03:26:11 UTC
OH BOY

VISITORS.

Brock, still in his pink frilly apron that most definitely said "Kiss the Cook", answered the door.

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Re: [at Brock's Dorm] proud_soldier July 14 2010, 04:23:18 UTC
Greeting Brock was a very angry Golduck, sloppily dressed in clothing obviously not meant for him. He cut a positively Torgonian ridiculous figure, with his Golduck legs bulging from too-tight camo pants, and a military jacket hanging loosely from his shoulders.

It paused for a moment, glanced at Brock's apron, and then spoke.

"BROCK. WHY AM I A DUCK!?"

Oh wait, no, it said Quack quaaaack quaack quack.

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Re: [at Brock's Dorm] bestsweater July 15 2010, 01:48:32 UTC
It was a Golduck. In clothes. And it was quacking at him.

"Um. Hello."

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