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[bestsinofall]

Sex, it's the universal language. And who doesn't like a lot little smut with their RP? Maybe you've seen a character that yours wouldn't mind getting down with, and had no clue how to go about it, or it would be completely random to just hop in bed together. Here's your opportunity to fix that! Reply with a scenario you'd love to thread, a simple

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Patrick Jane

[lookinthruyou]

lookinthruyou

Re: Patrick Jane

[darkangelsawyer]

I'd do you.

[lookinthruyou]

Flattering an offer as that is, I'm going to have to decline.

[darkangelsawyer]

Music lovers do it better!

[lookinthruyou]

Does your father know you're picking up old men?

[darkangelsawyer]

One, you're not old.

Two, I'm well over the age of consent.

Three, my father's not home often enough to know what I do.

[lookinthruyou]

Unfortunately, you're wasting your time.

[darkangelsawyer]

Hey, it was worth a try.

[lookinthruyou]

Mhm. Good luck on the finding a lover front.

[darkangelsawyer]

Wow. Thanks.

[the_innovator]

To be honest, as much as I'd love to, I wouldn't know what to do with you.

[lookinthruyou]

I can honestly say, Miss Baudelaire, that I appreciate your honesty.

[the_innovator]

I'm glad you approve.

To be even more honest with you, yes, a girl like me can have her fantasies about a handsome, established man such as yourself, but I know that in reality, such couplings are quite unnatural.

[lookinthruyou]

That, and the tiny barely noticeable issue that I'm happily married.

[the_innovator]

Too true. You do have a wedding ring on.

.....why are you on here again?

[lookinthruyou]

I've been asking myself that all night.