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[bestsinofall]

Sex, it's the universal language. And who doesn't like a lot little smut with their RP? Maybe you've seen a character that yours wouldn't mind getting down with, and had no clue how to go about it, or it would be completely random to just hop in bed together. Here's your opportunity to fix that! Reply with a scenario you'd love to thread, a simple

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Patrick Jane

[lookinthruyou]

lookinthruyou

[dr_lynn]

This is probably another instance of "it seemed like a good idea at the time", isn't it?

[lookinthruyou]

Of all the sub-threads in this massive sexually explicit anthology, you had to walk into mine.

I'm impressed, and a little bit weirded out.

[dr_lynn]

Your pardon, but I actually have the responsibility of chaperoning one of my students who just happens to be perusing through this 'massive sexually explicit anthology'.

[lookinthruyou]

This wouldn't be the same student who happens to say things like: "To be honest, as much as I'd love to, I wouldn't know what to do wtih you." and "A girl like me can have her fantasies about a handsome, established man such as yourself, but I know that in reality, such couplings are quite unnatural." Would it?

[dr_lynn]

Yes, I do recognize that speech pattern. That would be the aforementioned student.

Tsk. Teens these days.

[lookinthruyou]

Down killer, down. Tch.

Maybe this thread thing's good for you after all, sans student.

[dr_lynn]

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

[lookinthruyou]

Open up, let your hair down, loosen up and relax.. These are for the most part verbal phrases that by all means you should try to check off your To Do list ASAP.

[dr_lynn]

You mean, in this thread!?!

[lookinthruyou]

Laying the flattery on a little too thick tonight there, Doc.

Go on, go chat up a potential lover. You'll thank me in the morning.

[dr_lynn]

No. I can't. I won't. I refuse.

It didn't work for me the first time, and I refuse to give it a go again.

[lookinthruyou]

Aww that's not fair.. 7,348th time's a charm.

[dr_lynn]

How about you give it a go instead, and I'll call you in the morning to see if you're on cloud 9?

[lookinthruyou]

That's a sweet offer, Doc, but you should really be focusing your wooing on men other than myself.

[dr_lynn]

Easy there, Tex. I wouldn't be pitching my woo to you if you were the last man on earth.