Do I need to lock you two in a closet again?

My son acts older than you both are.

Happy birthday, ya fuckin' git.

So where's my presents?

God DAMN I love that woman.

No wonder I knocked her up ♥

snappingbubble, durer_dure, voir_x_dire, datamaster & pl_aceboeffect.

Oktoberfest!

Who gives a fuck if it's over back home fuck you, school, we're having our own. Or at least a scaled-down mini-sized version of it that involves less tents and miscellaneous booths and people and more doors and walls and porn.

Oh and?

You're coming if I have to get some big hairy smelly guy named Bubba to drag you there

Ever wanted to just punch someone in the face even though you know it wouldn't be a very good idea?

Or not, but I do have my baby back and apparently she's learned the phrase "Goddamn cocksucking bastard." in the past month she's spent with that stupid bitchher mother. Brilliant.

SBHB #2: Late, but happy birthday dear brother in sxy arms.

Happy birthday, you little shit.

I think I cried a little.

I loves youuuuuuuuuu

( LIEK OMG IM A TEENAGER11!!!1 )