Next time you show up on my doorstep in the middle of the fucking night so drunk you can barely fucking stand up, I'm breaking your teeth in, you little shit.

And you're paying for that bit of carpet that now needs to be replaced.

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Haru + Booze + Karaoke + Total Eclipse of the Heart = ENTERTAINMENT.

You really missed something there, Akaya.

Hiroshi? Next time, you're singing It's Raining Men.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDD: KIDS ARGH. WHO GAVE THEM ALL THE SUGAR.

Once upon a time, there was a strapping young lad. This strapping young lad had a strapping young lad and lass of his own, both of which liked to cry "Daddy daddy!" in the middle of the night and generally want to make the original strapping young lad jump off a bridge on occasion ( Read more... )

Next time you feel like punching me, stay away from the face.

So where's my presents?

Out and about picking up kids and draggin' em home. Back tonight, my minions.

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There comes a time in a man's life where he realises he's at complete loose ends. This would be that time.

Translation: For the love of all things high and mighty, someone entertain me D: It gets boring picking on Hiroshi after a while, 'specially when he's in I MUST STUDY UNTIL MY EYES FALL OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND MY HEAD EXPLODES mode

FREE AT LAST.

Kids are gone for the next month, house is quiet, homework is DONE.

This calls for celebration.

I think I need to get reacquainted with my good friend Jack.

Cupcake, forget about me? You owe me ♥