((Yes, after about two years of inactivity, I'm reactivating Yumiko. I'll do a status report for her later and what she's lived like up until now, to let you all know what's changed.

If any of you still remember me, even.

Any questions you have, please post them here.))

With our luck, they're probably all dead.

I doubt it.

You saw the state of the hotel.

And people that withstood attacks from the Army and Dracula would die off because a hotel fell on them?

Fair enough.

Still, they're no longer there. I could ask Alucard, see if he could...

He wouldn't. He's too busy contacting other vampires to find who ( Read more... )

She wants to sweep me under the carpet.

I will break her if she tries.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Belmont Legend!

I killed Dreamofjeannie the owlbear, Shooting Blind the kobold and So Not Bomb the leprechaun.

I looted the Sword of Adrian, the Axe of Magic, the Armour of the Belmont, the Wand of Romanian History, the Crown of Veryverysorry, the Sceptre of Slaying Vampires, the Armour of Seeking Justice, the Dagger of ( Read more... )

( Pain )

( Icon questions! )

1. I'll respond with something random I like about you ( Read more... )

After the dream she had yesterday, Yumiko's in no hurry to leave her coffin. Eventually, she must. Frighteningly, the injuries she'd gathered there aren't healing, and the vampire must treat herself as she'd done back when she was human ( Read more... )

I'm going with a popular meme while it's still going? Stop the presses!

Tell me anything you wish that you feel you can't say to my face. I'll understand your wishes to remain anonymous. I've never bothered with IP logging, it feels too much like removing one's privacy.

Yumie sips her tea with a smile, all bundled up in an oversized robe and listening to a recording of a rainforest. There's some incense burning, to make the room smell a bit better. Minty.

Outside, two Jehovah's Witnesses lie moaning, pamphlets forcibly inserted into tender parts of their anatomy.