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[bergil]

We set out to film in the Shire today. Apparently the focus is Gamgees. My question of whether or not they're actually still there or off screwing elves/relatives somewhere was ignored in favour of a pointed comment about paychecks

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[erchirion]

Bilbo! Can you go out to the gate and see why there is a camera crew camped out there?

...Bilbo!?

...Alle!?

:sighs:

[bergil]

Hello, and welcome to today's episode of the Bergil show! Since the tragic earthquakes that clamed so many Gondorians and our studios, we've been making do here at the studios to see what we could do to bring you the tv you trust and love. Glory's not here today due to the fact they don't want to risk losing the sex appeal to cannabalistic hobbits. Which means just me.

Today? The Gamgees. Here we are outside the Gamgee Hall since when we went to Bag End a small effeminate hobbit screeched at us until someone started throwing frying pans. Groin is recovering in my trailer for the time being. He gave himself nobly to the cause.

The Gamgees are famous for incest, italics, and less so, pyromania and alcoholism.

Now we'll just stand here like idiots until something happens.

[erchirion]

:warily approaches the gate:

Pardon me. Have you seen two little hobbits go through here? A boy and girl?

[bergil]

HELLO. have you or have you not ever commited incest? *waves microphone hopefully*

Um. Kids. Are we allowed to film kids...?