Give me your suggestions! I need to get a plan together and stick to it. Looking for someone that can take my ideas and turn them into something coherent that matches my home and neighborhood.

Anybody know 100% for sure what kind of grass that is at the Arboretum?? I need it. I have to have it. I'm ready to plant now!

I have a friend looking for a Cricket Bat. He's tried all the usual spots. Message me if you've scene one somewhere that you can buy.

In case nobody notices, I haven't updated this since October of 2003. It just feels like I'm trying to be interesting while pretending that nobody is watching. Know what I mean?

"Benisnotfunny" Matt Damon stars as Benisnotfunny, who travels to Tibet to find his inner self. He lives next door to the annoying Jerry, played brilliantly by Brad Pitt. He has an affair with Jerry's assistant Angel, played by Cameron Diaz. They part ways, but are reunited with the help of a mysterious psychic Clara (Drew Barrymore).
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I decided this entry was not funny 3 years later.

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I don't really keep a journal. I do think about other things besides war. Really.

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