QUOTE OF THE NIGHT:

" You know what Air sounds like? Like if there were gay French robots, and they made music.

That's not an insult.I love the Virgin Suicides sountrack, and Moon Safari.

There's nothing wrong with gay French robots.

That's just what they sound like, is all." --
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"I really do think that for someone, he is the perfect guy. This someone probably likes the Mets, wrestling, hamburger helper, (getting married at) Disneyland, and infrequent sex."

-- Somebody Who Probably Doesn't Want To Be Named

"(Ellen Orleans) says it’s not rude to blog when you have a guest because we live in a postmodern multi-time zone interdimensional age."
-- Allison Bechdel

“...she covered her face with powder and paint because she didn’t need it and she refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring. She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.”

-- Zelda Fitzgerald

"I feel better now. I feel better than James Brown."

-- Was Not Was

TONIGHT'S SARA QUOTES:

"Booyah. That's sounds Polish. And, since I'm Polish...BOOYAH!"

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ME: "Geez, Sara, did the Mexican food take over all of your higher functions?"
HER: "Can't answer...brain...processing taco."

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ME: Are you lying?
HER: No.
ME: Are your pants on fire?
HER: Yes.
ME: So that makes you a liar...
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