A few quotes from tonight:
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Ad on TV: "What if I'm carrying your child!"
ME: "THEN PUT IT DOWN!"

ME: "I'm like Indiana Jones and Sherlock Holmes fucked and made a fat guy with short hair."
SARA (very sleepy): "Noooo...you're not faaaaaat!"

SARA: "I'm not royalty, I'm just awesome."

On the subject of winning:

"First croquet, now thumb wrestling; I'm an athlete." - Lovely Wife Sara

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Bless you, 1970's kung fu movies!

Ni Chiu: Master Lung, are you going to die?
Lung Tai: Hunh! I don't have time to die right now!

From Blood Of The Dragon aka The Desperate Chase ( 追命槍)

ITEM: Lovely Wife Sara and I have planned to do a So You Don't Have To tonight! HOORAY!

QUOTES OF THE DAY SO FAR:

"My thesis adviser agreed to this time on the condition that I bring burritos to the examination.  In return, pass or fail, I am promised beer afterward."

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"Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

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"You know, I don't want squishy crickets." - Kevin Oh

Quote of the Moment from the manga I'm currently editing, Chinese Hero: Legend of the Blood Sword, v.3:

"Suddenly, the corpse explodes!"

"Plus, its packaging promises "vitamins" in a way that reads to me and mine like "VITAMINS NOW MOTHERFUCKER! THERE WILL BE NO MERCY!"" --
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You know, I never thought much about Emmett Kelly until I read this quote by him, about his primary "clown" character:

“'Weary Willie' is very real to me. He is a man who has given up. The boat has gone and left him. The cards are stacked against him. He's content to make out with what he's got. He knows he'll go no further.”