Geek tattoo touchup and a stupendous new knockoff toy

[benchilada]

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

[EDIT: Hello, Cracked readers! Please enjoy a look at my other bootleg toys, a collection that’s always expanding. Also, you bastards have forced me to consider updating this site. Fine. Jerks.]

Hello, kids.  Two awesome things today.

I have four tattoos, all of them in some

Comments

[myuphrid]

I must admit, I do have to question the wisdom of equipping teenagers (or indeed green James Ponds) with deadly pluckies. That face is not the face of ninja protection...

Nice tattoo, though!

[benchilada]

How strange that it pushed out a revision of this old post to LJ!

The moral, though?

Yes, I'm doing stuff again that will end up here.

I've mostly been FB and Flickr for a while. Actually, not as much internet in general, but still. :D

[myuphrid]

Well, it's certainly good to hear from you again! I hope things have been going well, in spite of less internetting.

[benchilada]

I should catch up on your entries.

How's you been, ducky?

[carrot_khan]

Glad to see you back.

[benchilada]

How strange that it pushed out a revision of this old post to LJ!

The moral, though?

Yes, I'm doing stuff again that will end up here.

I've mostly been FB and Flickr for a while. Actually, not as much internet in general, but still. :D

[carrot_khan]

FB is the fast food of socializing 'cause it's just so dang easy. I like LJ much better, but there's only five of us left. I think my daily feed is just updates from George RR Martin.

[iamangelachase]

OMG THERE'S A POST ON MY F-PAGE.
AND IT'S BEN.
AND NADJA.
THIS CALLS FOR THE CAPSLOCK DANCE OF CELEBRATION.
Okay, I'm done now.

[benchilada]

How strange that it pushed out a revision of this old post to LJ!

The moral, though?

Yes, I'm doing stuff again that will end up here.

I've mostly been FB and Flickr for a while. Actually, not as much internet in general, but still. :D

[iamangelachase]

Good. Do more stuff.

Seriously, you're the only one who posted anything, and it's been like a year since that happened. I have been more active on Flickr recently and have seen some of your recent pictures (you *really* thought that was a dildo and not a handlebar on the ground?) (see, I wasn't kidding) (you sick, twisted mind you--sounds like a comic waiting to happen).

[blackcat2086]

AAAAHHH YOU'RE BACK!
*dusts off LJ*