New Story for you to Lick. Lick it.

[benchilada]

    Thank you to everybody for needling me to write. I scribbled this down earlier today and I haven't reread it, so please excuse any horrible grammatical errors.
     Suggested Listening: Common People - Pulp

And now...a story.

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“I’m King

Comments

[benchilada]

Who's driving the pickup? You're confusing me.

[benchilada]

Thanks, fixed.

Yeah...the 70's are over, man...

[auroracita]

...wow. Your brain -does- naturally produce crack. I must now hide in the fortress of the zentiger and plot against the coming of the end.

[benchilada]

Damn, girl, if you think THAT is a crack story...

[auroracita]

Jeebus. You're telling me that's tame?

More. Give me more, give me now.

[benchilada]

This one warned people about being offended by "imagery."

http://www.livejournal.com/users/benchilada/76400.html

And here's one that's not terrible, but fits in with some other stuff.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/benchilada/80330.html

[carrot_khan]

I love sarcastic vampire stories. They're the best.

[benchilada]

I don't think I could ever write a serious one. I'd giggle too much.

[vash1228]

I like your icon.
I like that your icon was related to this story.

[ishitpinecones]

I like you.

You're pointy.

[benchilada]

That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Not that that's saying much...

[ishitpinecones]

Irrelevant loser.