New Story for you to Lick. Lick it.

[benchilada]

    Thank you to everybody for needling me to write. I scribbled this down earlier today and I haven't reread it, so please excuse any horrible grammatical errors.
     Suggested Listening: Common People - Pulp

And now...a story.

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“I’m King

Comments

[pensylvania_joe]

I gotta say, I loved the title of the post. Saying it was a story to lick, then waving a fist and ordering me to lick it... ha, that's funny.

I mean, really. Just hilarious.

There was some other text too, but I didn't really bother to read it. That first joke... well, I couldn't see through the tears.

Tears of fear.

Oh, yeah. good times.

funny

[spacepiratenate]

“We aren’t all going to fit comfortably in here!” I
shouted. Jeff pulled Alan in, tore off both his legs,
and threw them back onto the street.

that is definitely one of the funniest and socially-meaningful lines of literature i have ever read, ever.