Free-form OCD, bitches...

[benchilada]

Please excuse all the lines and things through this. It was my first time using Bristol board for a Fuckbrain Comix, and not only did I neglect to use a photo-negative blue pencil, but I also pressed too hard. After about 40 minutes of touch-ups on a VERY ugly scan, I decided that this will do

Comments

[evil_egg]

Stream-of-consciousness-style things are always quite interesting. And when that consciousness is as magnificently warped as yours, well...

[benchilada]

I'm afraid that--EVEN IF I IRRATIONALLY ACCEPT YOUR "MAGNIFICENTLY" COMMENT--at least 49% is just plain warped.

Also, to give people an idea of how much this stuff sucks for me to do, I added some info to the entry.

Also, your script is ready but it's on my not-dead-only-resting new laptop.

[evil_egg]

'Scuse me, Ben, what do you mean by being freelance self-disparaging? That's MY bit, get your own!

Also, frankly I'd be happy if I could produce any of my horsearse scrawlings in that timeframe. I just can't seem to find the motivation to put any time in anymore.

Also also, now that you've said "not-dead-only-resting", I can't get that bit from [i]Holy Grail[/i] out of my head.

[janetmiles]

I think that's actually from the Dead Parrot sketch. Although Holy Grail did have the "I'm not dead yet" [whack] [drag, drag] and the Black Knight, who insisted it was Just a Flesh Wound.

[lillbet]

♥

[benchilada]

Thanks, doll.

[nykki]

How did you get your tongue above your eyebrow? I can see why you're never single!

[benchilada]

That was from a bike accident.

I can't reach my tongue UP that far...

..only forward or down about 2 1/2 or 3 inches.

[janetmiles]

I wish you didn't need pot as a medication, but I'm glad it works for you. And I wouldn't care even if you did smoke it purely recreationally; it's one of the drugs that I think ought to be legalized, regulated, and taxed (like alcohol and tobacco).

[benchilada]

Honestly, I'm glad that I have it as an option. I recently had a VERY severe Tourette's incident that was only calmed at all by it.

Indeed, it's got way less side effects than nearly all of my other meds. I don't like that I can't afford a vaporizer so as not to inhale smoke anymore, but that'll be fixed in time.

And amen. I'm with Rick Steves; skip the medical part, take it straight to legal, regulated, taxed. You're less likely to do bad things on pot than booze, after all.

"If you're smoking pot the only thing you're likely to attack is a bag of potato chips." - Gary Johnson, former governor of New Mexico

[djmermaid]

you can get a handheld vaproizing pipe which is heated with a lighter... look up "vapor genie" - much less expensive than the plug-in kind.

[lilamp]

hey, i can help with this! if you send me your address, i will send you a vaporizer for freeeee. seriously, send me an email. lilamp@lj.

[belldandychan]

*hug*

[benchilada]

*backatcha*

[belldandychan]

Thanks

[benchilada]

No, seriously. I mean it. Hugs, you.