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[benchilada]

On the subject of winning:

"First croquet, now thumb wrestling; I'm an athlete." - Lovely Wife Sara

Comments

[el_jake]

Who has the guts to tell her she's not? Its like the guy that tells Rudy he's too small to play at Notre Dame, and NO ONE liked that guy!

[benchilada]

I should create a doctorate for you.

Remind me to put that on my list of things to do in the next forty years.

ALSO: Phillip Seymour Hoffman would be great for you. But he'd have to smile a lot more than usual.

[benchilada]

You know what she'd do if you told her she's not?

She'd cute at you.

She'd cute at you so hard you'd DIE of CUTE.

And you'd fucking deserve it.

[evil_egg]

Everyone loves the Sara. She is a terrific athlete!

[benchilada]

You know what you're talking about, you do.

[evil_egg]

For once.

An athlete

[apilko6]

ath·lete [ áth lt ] (plural ath·letes)

noun

Definition:

somebody with athletic ability: somebody with the abilities to participate in physical exercise, especially in competitive games and races

[15th century. Via Latin< Greek athlētēs< athlein "contend for a prize"]

Go for the Gold, Sara...

Re: An athlete

[benchilada]

She giggled so hard when she read that.

APPROVED!

[sickyprincess]

“There are two kinds of people in the world: croquet players, and those who’d like to be croquet players but can’t because they’re dead.”

That's a quote from someone in the Honors Croquet League (of which I am a member)... I also have grand ambitions to one day attend and compete at the international Rock Paper Scissors championship in Canada. (www.worldrps.com)

I practice at least once a week.
More when I'm drunk.

By myself.

[benchilada]

I like you.