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[benchilada]

New euphemism for pooping that I expect to hear all of you using in 2008:

Evacuating Non-Essential Personnel

Comments

[ginger_ann]

My husband works off-shore in the Gulf of Mexico. When he first started, they hadn't begun drilling on his rig yet when a tropical storm was heading their way. He was considered non-essential personnel at the time, so he was one of the first to fly out. Now that they are drilling and a storm is heading their way, he's considered essential personnel.

Does that mean he's constipated?

cause the fish sticks and tabasco he had last night seemed to differ in opinion...

[svashtar]

That is as good as Dropping the Kids off at the Pool.

More Euphermisms

[funranium]

I prefer Bombing The Harbor, followed by naming an appropriate sized ship sunk by your attack. Example: Woo! I just bombed the harbor. Remember the Maine!

Alternatively, Frosting The Mug. I'll leave it to you to interpret that one. It is terrible.

[vonandmoggy]

What, sorry, did you say something? I was busy evacuating non-essential personnel.

[meggiemarin]