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[benchilada]

Good spam today.

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SUBJECT: My boyfriend's member is too big for my mouth!
TEXT: Blondes always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the unrestricted WC!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 5 months and now my putz is terribly more than world.
acquire XXXXXXX
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The "unrestricted water closet?"

You "

Comments

[livenud]

Dear Sir or Benchilada or Madam:

You do not need to acquire XXXXXXX. I send it to you in spade-style spades (or possibly stone-style stones) on the internets right now.

XXXXXXX,
Cary Grant

[benchilada]

Dear Nudzorz,

I do not currently require an XXXXXXX, as my world is fine and good, but perhaps you might need some?

I fear that your penis might be too small.

Please have it checked soon.

By g0dz17la.

[meggiemarin]

whizgiggle: a term often used for when you pee a little if you laugh too hard.

Alas, sometimes, I am victim of this, as well.

[benchilada]

I can only laugh when I pee.

[evil_egg]

Good... god...

[lizsname]

I get these all the time at work. : /

[rick_day]

spam-filk

hmm....

[benchilada]

spam_poetry

[rick_day]

there is nothing new under the stars