GOOD SPAM TODAY!

"Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $850,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for ( Read more... )

Okay, shitty English aside...IS THAT A FUCKING ILLUSTRATION OF THE VEINS IN A PENIS? Yeah, that really makes me wanna try your product, slugger...


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Good spam today.

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SUBJECT: My boyfriend's member is too big for my mouth!
TEXT: Blondes always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the unrestricted WC!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 5 months and now my putz is terribly more than world.
acquire XXXXXXX
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The "unrestricted water closet?"

You " ( Read more... )

"The invention of TV hasnt contributed the world as much as Penis Enlarge Patch. "

SPAM SUBJECT LINE:

"URGENT: A balls"

SPAM SUBJECT LINE:

"With magruder none metaphoric"

A.M. spam subject:

"Drink Coca Cola, or get the latest software cds"

Spam poetry. Punctuation and line breaks have been changed, but the word order has been preserved.

TARGET

Death particle effects.

Collins Rides Air, swimming sexy

Guess visions own

From members.

Words: Category, Home, Fulltext

Persuade: Showed print

Periodic Php/Mysql backend.

Ten signifies use.copy

Processes ( Read more... )

Got a spam this morning with the subject heading "Freddy Kruger wears Rolex Joy."

Can I get an AMEN!?

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Off to work

A) I've started a new page of Things I Can't Draw. It will probably be finished during my lunch hour, so I'll have to see if a digital photo does it justice, as I've no scanner at work.

B) Do people really fall for e-mails like this anymore? My virus checker caught it and deleted the part with the virus, but honestly!

"Your message was not ( Read more... )