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benchilada

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Jul 24, 2007 13:52

Today's quote:

"I bet if I walked in the door with a check for a hundred grand and my wife asked what I had to do to get it, and my answer was that I had to let former pop/rock star Joan Osborne chug my dick for ten minutes, she'd probably be able to get past it.

I'm guessing here though."

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Comments 16

subliminal_vs July 24 2007, 19:32:08 UTC

Well, yeah, Joan Osborne!

"chug my dick"?!?! mythworker July 24 2007, 19:41:30 UTC

I am now repressing my knee-jerk feminist response.

Re: "chug my dick"?!?! benchilada July 24 2007, 20:22:30 UTC

What if it had said that he'd have to "choke on her juices" for ten minutes?

Re: "chug my dick"?!?! mythworker July 24 2007, 20:46:12 UTC

It isn't so much the vocabulary, as the dehumanizing element behind it. I know that once your famous anyone can say anything they want about you, but I can only imagine if someone said that about someone I loved. From that perspective does it matter if the crude euphemism was about giving or receiving oral sex?

I realize this saying this at all will open me up to mocking by some, but really, where do we draw the line? All-in-good-fun mocking of famous peoples' foibles is one thing, but sometimes it just gets viscous, mean, and creepy.

Re: "chug my dick"?!?! benchilada July 25 2007, 12:23:36 UTC

I suppose that the use of Joan Osborne is the same reason that any other famous person would be used; we're completely detached from them.

We tend to make these sort of crude jokes regarding either friends--like JPW can chug my dick, but I know of two ladies who would have our fucking balls for it--or regarding any celebrity, because the aren't going to ever hear what he said. Celebrities live in a sort of world that we don't really see, you know?

I think that in this case you could replace "Joan Osborne" with the word "somebody," and I'm not saying that there's necessarily an answer to what we're discussing, but there's my explanation for why we do it.

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nhyrvana July 24 2007, 19:57:00 UTC

"chug my dick"

OMG I HAVE A NEW CATCH PHRASE!!
SQUEEE!

-emily

benchilada July 24 2007, 20:23:12 UTC

Best part? In my head, I can already hear you saying it.

primavera July 24 2007, 20:24:34 UTC

If she can stand living with a whore, sure.

benchilada July 24 2007, 20:26:37 UTC

BOOM!

livenud July 24 2007, 20:34:52 UTC

Seriously? For 100k? If by "chug" we mean "fellatiate", then where do I sign g0dz17la up? (snicker - "up")

We could take a lot of trips for 100k and we could also get an antibiotic ointment just, ya know, to clean the area up so it's habitable again by me. -- Honestly, between you and me, if 'z17la wanted that badly to get a celebrity to give him a bj, I'd probably let him. (Except Paris, because no ointment is strong enough...) I'd want to be there to check for technique and style points, of course.

Oh! I just thought: after taxes that wouldn't be quite as lucrative... maybe we could get it in cash...?

el_jake July 25 2007, 05:51:35 UTC

"Because, well, I'll have to check with my accountant on this, but my concern is that this might, you know, bump me up into a new tax bracket"- The Dude, "The Big Lebowski"