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[benchilada]

Everybody thinks I'm kidding when I say I go into Chinese restaurants and say "Surprise me."

Today I went to Cravings with nhyrvana  and told the guy there--who knows my "Don't tell me what it is until I eat it" tendencies--that I was having kinda a down day and that I wanted something that would make me feel better.

He actually wandered around for several

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[evil_egg]

And I thought my local chippy's large cod portions were big.

[benchilada]

When he called out "SURPRISE DISH!" from the counter and I went up there, it actually took my brain a moment to process what was in front of me.

[evil_egg]

Now, if only there was a plate of chips to match...

[nhyrvana]

I'm a witness.
This is all exactly as Ben says.

Which always leaves me feeling a little lame assed when I order things like "udon noodles" or the "sweet & sour chicken".

Though he did leave a lot of that fish "un-eated".
Dude! The bones are good for you!
Calcium!

-emily

[dr_beep]

All I can say to that is Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... but I will say it twice so as to lend weight. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[benchilada]

I could send you some, but it's all gone, and also it was a fish.

[dr_beep]

If one was to receive a fish by post one could only hope it came with black bean sauce. For then one could interpret the message not as 'Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes' but rather 'Luca Brasi is crazy tasty'

[dr_beep]

I suppose, on reflection, that this message would likely not offer Luca Brasi any comfort.

[ishitpinecones]

I could use a hot steaming plate of guts right now

[benchilada]

You have one inside, you simply need to supply the plate.

[ishitpinecones]

WHO NEEDS PLATE

*shoves head inside gaping hole in stomach*

[evil_egg]

I'm no physiologist, but isn't that impossible? Unless, maybe, your abdomen is in fact a door hinge?

[megrar]

that looks damn tasty.