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Jun 11, 2007 15:08

Everybody thinks I'm kidding when I say I go into Chinese restaurants and say "Surprise me."

Today I went to Cravings with nhyrvana and told the guy there--who knows my "Don't tell me what it is until I eat it" tendencies--that I was having kinda a down day and that I wanted something that would make me feel better.

He actually wandered around for several ( Read more... )

cheer me up, cravings, champaign, surprise me, chinese food, fish, black bean sauce, food, nhyrvana, that guy

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ishitpinecones June 11 2007, 20:42:00 UTC

I could use a hot steaming plate of guts right now

benchilada June 11 2007, 21:54:17 UTC

You have one inside, you simply need to supply the plate.

ishitpinecones June 12 2007, 04:04:35 UTC

WHO NEEDS PLATE

*shoves head inside gaping hole in stomach*

evil_egg June 12 2007, 18:33:56 UTC

I'm no physiologist, but isn't that impossible? Unless, maybe, your abdomen is in fact a door hinge?

ishitpinecones June 12 2007, 20:15:02 UTC

NO ONE CARES

*eats guts*

evil_egg June 12 2007, 20:27:55 UTC

Least of all you, apparently, Mr. HingeBod.

ishitpinecones June 12 2007, 20:31:43 UTC

Goddammit, I have a vagina

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A DUDE

IS IT MY ODOR

evil_egg June 12 2007, 20:32:38 UTC

Lady HingeBod, then. Sorry, I should have checked, really.

ishitpinecones June 12 2007, 20:38:41 UTC

Yeah yeah you fuckin should have

excuse me while I consume my gallbladder

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