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Jul 19, 2006 17:15

“James Watt was a hack!” screamed Walter as his armored suit smashed through the glass door. He stood in the doorway as his mechanized exoskeleton whistled in anticipation of its next move. Gouts of steam burst from the pipes on his shoulders as he walked forward, the interlocking plates on his legs clanking and sliding.

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hero of alexandria, james watt, fiction, walter, that's rentertainment

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spasmsproject July 19 2006, 22:30:39 UTC

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

benchilada July 20 2006, 01:20:06 UTC

Yeah, just a bit of nuttiness.
I've always had an unhealthy obsession with steam power.
And Hero of Alexander? Damn. Crazysmartdude.

Blasphemously Delicious! froborr_dwiggy July 20 2006, 00:17:29 UTC

If I had any residual doubt that you are the Jesus, this would dispel it.

Logic time!

1) It is a logical impossibility to create a rock so heavy you cannot lift it, then lift it anyway.
Only God can bring about a logical impossibility.
Chuck Norris created a rock so heavy he could not lift it, then lifted it anyway.
Conclusion: Chuck Norris is God

2) Chuck Norris is God.
Jesus is the son of God.
Conclusion: Jesus is the son of Chuck Norris.

3) Jor-El is the father of Superman.
Superman is Jesus.
Conclusion: Jor-El is the father of Jesus.

4) Benchilada is the Jesus.
Jor-El is the father of Jesus.
Jesus is the son of Chuck Norris.
Conclusion: Benchilada is the son of Chuck Norris. Jor-El is his father.

Re: Blasphemously Delicious! benchilada July 20 2006, 01:21:09 UTC

"I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?"

zweefer July 20 2006, 01:05:16 UTC

Very confused... Walter or Harold??? who is who?

benchilada July 20 2006, 01:18:41 UTC

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

zweefer July 20 2006, 21:58:14 UTC

walter starts in the suit, then harold is suddenly in it... are they one in the same? or am i just too tired or stupid to get this?

benchilada July 20 2006, 22:00:03 UTC

Are you sure?
Look again.

tyddain July 20 2006, 01:09:39 UTC

ok...either this is something entirely new or I've walked in on the middle of something and my brain farted and I lost half of it. Very entertaining but I have a few questions, as this has captivated my curiosity. What exactly are these people and and who are these characters? Is there more to come or more previous that I've missed. Holy Shit that's a twisted bunch of crack! I want more! ;)

benchilada July 20 2006, 01:19:22 UTC

Entirely new.
One-off characters.
A spin from my obsession with steam-power...

Only I get some of the references, I'm sure...