I just don't understand what took everyone so long. Most of us knew from the beginning that he was a ratfuck ballguzzler. Now everyone is waking up and saying...
"Oh, I guess I don't like that guy afterall." Funny, that realization was soooooo 6 fucking years ago!
And of course all of this is said whilst sucking on a strawberry smoothie brought to me by the blood of our dear soldiers.
It has been brought to my attention that if it weren't for those aforementionted soldiers I would be sucking on Allah Juice. Not true. I would be sucking on whatever frosty beverage was available to a heathen like me, just refusing to call it Allah Juice unless armed masked gunmen were present. Then, it would be Allah Juice.
That's buying into the nonsense that (a) Iraq had anything whatsoever to do with Islamic terrorism and (b) Islamic terrorism was actually a threat to the survival of the American nation. Both are utterly ridiculous.
No, the real danger is that you're going to be sucking on Jesus Juice, and the soldiers aren't helping prevent that at all.
This brings a thought to mind, as does anytime I think of Bush:
I was in my Ancient Europen Civ class the other day, and we were talking about how Augustus was using the Senate of Rome, and was essentially placating them, allowing them to perceive power that they didn't have. And an ex-military man sitting next to me was trying to wrap his mind around the concept that was being explained, but not super clearly. He finally nodded and said:
"Oh, so their opinions and votes mattered like the American people's?! I get it."
Comments 8
Reply
"Oh, I guess I don't like that guy afterall." Funny, that realization was soooooo 6 fucking years ago!
Reply
It has been brought to my attention that if it weren't for those aforementionted soldiers I would be sucking on Allah Juice. Not true. I would be sucking on whatever frosty beverage was available to a heathen like me, just refusing to call it Allah Juice unless armed masked gunmen were present. Then, it would be Allah Juice.
Reply
No, the real danger is that you're going to be sucking on Jesus Juice, and the soldiers aren't helping prevent that at all.
Reply
Reply
I was in my Ancient Europen Civ class the other day, and we were talking about how Augustus was using the Senate of Rome, and was essentially placating them, allowing them to perceive power that they didn't have. And an ex-military man sitting next to me was trying to wrap his mind around the concept that was being explained, but not super clearly. He finally nodded and said:
"Oh, so their opinions and votes mattered like the American people's?! I get it."
Ex-military man.
Should say it all, folks.
Reply
Reply
All I got to say.
Reply
Leave a comment