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[benchilada]

So

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[froborr_dwiggy]

I shall make a shrine to that cat, and I shall worship it as my dark master. I must do what the cat demands.

[benchilada]

Ohhhhhmmmmmm...

[jimmahgee]

Ben... You know I love you, brother, but that is just horrible. Look at the eyes and the smile. Look at the abomination you have created.

[benchilada]

YOU WILL THINK OF ME WHEN DARKNESS DESCENDS, AND ALL THAT CAN BE HEARD IS THE SCREAMING.

[froborr_dwiggy]

He did not create the cat, he merely opened its way into this world. The cat has always been, and will always be.

[atomic_robo]

I have seen worse things. In my nightmares.

[benchilada]

He's slated for a an appearance later in your timeline!!!

[froborr_dwiggy]

Wait, you sleep?

Exxxxcelent.

[froborr_dwiggy]

We leave off the second "l" for quality!

[froborr_dwiggy]

Having now learned the Head Kitty story from nykki, I finally understand. You were the cat's earthly host, and it lived in your head, releasing jagged blue lines of crack. Now, it has escaped onto the Internet, whence it will conquer all of time and space and bring back the Outer Dark.

All hail Head Kitty!

[benchilada]

That is but one version of The Incredibly True Story of Head Kitty.

I think your most reliable source for the ORIGINAL version (later adapted into being the crack kitty) is kevinharper...

[mwissa]

*sigh*

[benchilada]

?

[mwissa]

*sadly waits for birthday drawing*

[benchilada]

Right, I'll get on it right now!