You're forgetting one important thing...you got the shit knocked out of you (poop), and things got worse over time, which, even though you were travelling in linear time, is still time travel.
Might work on it soon. The pooptravel story, not the Navy. I worked the navy until my wrists were sore and it felt like the I'd been swallowing tapioca for years...
Re: Speaking of Shaving...benchiladaMay 9 2006, 20:43:36 UTC
Indeed. I once terrified my wife with my lack of beard. You see, I had been trimming it, and the guard on my beard trimmer broke, sliding it down to the "Don Johnson" setting.
Since it looked silly, I shaved it all off, something I rarely do. I think I've had a goatee for...11 years.
In any event, Sara was already asleep, so when I crawled into bed and kissed her, she first grinned a bit, then bolted upright--completely awake--wondering why a beardless person had kissed her.
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Glad you feel better.
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So I look like...umm...stupid.
Yep, I look like stupid.
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I also want you to join the NAVY
IN THE NAVY
(insert rest of song here)
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The pooptravel story, not the Navy.
I worked the navy until my wrists were sore and it felt like the I'd been swallowing tapioca for years...
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Next time, call.
649-3032.
:(
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I once terrified my wife with my lack of beard.
You see, I had been trimming it, and the guard on my beard trimmer broke, sliding it down to the "Don Johnson" setting.
Since it looked silly, I shaved it all off, something I rarely do. I think I've had a goatee for...11 years.
In any event, Sara was already asleep, so when I crawled into bed and kissed her, she first grinned a bit, then bolted upright--completely awake--wondering why a beardless person had kissed her.
:)
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